Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, more time goes by, more I’m going to have to accept that my 13 year-old sister is going to end up with size DD boobs, possibly even bigger, meanwhile I'm turning 25 this year and my boobs are stubbornly stuck at a B. Life ain’t fair. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, it occurred to me that it’s not normal that I still fit into all my clothes from when I was in high school. I’m 24 and I haven’t outgrown any of my clothes since I was 12. FML
Today, I'm a 23 year-old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
Today, my mother gave me a dress she'd made for herself at twenty five. I’m seventeen. It fits around the stomach but is gappy all around my butt and boobs. Thank you for reinforcing my theory that I’m somehow both flat and fat at the same time, mom. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, when I was a teen, I felt inferior for being flat-chested. So I got a boob job. As an adult, I started yoga and meditation. Then I felt foolish for not embracing my natural self and having plastic stuff in me. Got the implants out. Now I'm happy with my looks but have nerve damage from the procedures. FML
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a7x_RoCk3r 12
At least your not dolly parton.
DocBastard 40
Godsuncle, just because she's turned on by nerds she can't be hot? Look up her profile, you ass wrinkle. She's quite cute.
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Comments (669)
cmac86 24
cheesy but true.
cmac86 24
don't worry a out it OP. Boobs aren't everything. they're the invitation sent in the mail to the party downstairs!
OMG_Reshaa 0
Big Boobs aren't meant for everyone.! Some people look nice with small boobs. I have big ones kinda. They fit me. If Yu don't like it get a push up or padding.
gameplaya2023 0
hmu you sound like just the women for me ;)
teemooegan 9
sucks for you and I'm 12 years old and I'm 36C HAHAHA!
fuwop 0
I don't know why you are laughing about it. having boobs that size at your age isn't always a good thing. you will have back problems when you are older. hope you enjoy it. don't post it on fml.
t3hpwnz4rz 4
you're probably obese just sayin
RainbowHeadache 2
lol little kids are assholes.
dramaababyy 0
wow. just shut up.
docscientist 10
You better trade in for a better personality, but judging by your behavior you won't get much for your it.
colhyena 3
Yea, the price is pretty ridiculous. But still, you can't judge your looks on society's retardedness. Hell even ambercrombie and fitch was trying to sell 7 year olds padded bikini tops
cyanidesandwich 21
maybe you are a man and just dont know it yet.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Let me check. Nope, definitely not a man.
deadpool91 0
pics for proof? :p lol srry I'm in troll mode..
rcloca 10
Nerds- you're beautiful just the way you are. :)
panda_le_boo 0
at least gravity won't drag them to your knees like some women!
nerdsgetmehot 23
*Sings* Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bowww? Can you throw 'em over your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your boobs hang lowww?
nate_msm 0
random!!!!
acd13 0
Don't listen to people who think they're all that and a bag a chips cause they got boobs. God made you the way you are because someone will love you for the person you are! Be positive and pray if you'd like. he will talk to you. Btw whats your Youtube channel?
nate_msm 0
there has been a lot of comments on this some good some bad and some stupid. my advise is this 1) don't gain w8 just for boobs 2) there is nothing wrong with small boobs after all looks are not everything but that said I think oversized boobs are worse than none. in personal opinion natural is better 3) anytime you feel down about it you should maybe read some of your old comments and see how you have helped people or read the nice ones on this topic 4) your pretty I'm sure your smart and just remember you are who you are and the world is a better place when you think like that. as for the comment about you fishing for sympathy. even if you where I wouldn't blame you as every one gets down at times and comments like the nice ones make your day seam a lot better.