Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, more time goes by, more I’m going to have to accept that my 13 year-old sister is going to end up with size DD boobs, possibly even bigger, meanwhile I'm turning 25 this year and my boobs are stubbornly stuck at a B. Life ain’t fair. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, it occurred to me that it’s not normal that I still fit into all my clothes from when I was in high school. I’m 24 and I haven’t outgrown any of my clothes since I was 12. FML
Today, I'm a 23 year-old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
Today, my mother gave me a dress she'd made for herself at twenty five. I’m seventeen. It fits around the stomach but is gappy all around my butt and boobs. Thank you for reinforcing my theory that I’m somehow both flat and fat at the same time, mom. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, when I was a teen, I felt inferior for being flat-chested. So I got a boob job. As an adult, I started yoga and meditation. Then I felt foolish for not embracing my natural self and having plastic stuff in me. Got the implants out. Now I'm happy with my looks but have nerve damage from the procedures. FML
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a7x_RoCk3r 12
At least your not dolly parton.
DocBastard 40
Godsuncle, just because she's turned on by nerds she can't be hot? Look up her profile, you ass wrinkle. She's quite cute.
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Comments (669)
rebekahah 7
aww. :)
maddiester 5
its okay OP. At least you won't have to worry about them drooping on the long run... but aren't you exaggerating a little? How can you not fit into a 12 year old's training bra? isn't just a piece of fabric? I don't think it even has cups or anything..
jess6blondie9 3
I feel your pain.
SirEBC 7
No you don't. You're like 5.
jess6blondie9 3
I'm like 15 actually.
JoeMan13 0
I wouldn't say 5 but 15?? damn!! u look 12 haha. people think I'm older than 16 tho.
jess6blondie9 3
You don't look over 16 at all, sir..
JoeMan13 0
hahahaha I still got a baby face?? damn. idk it's probably the pic lol.
Lucidium 0
awww, you're just held firmer against her boobs.
fuwop 0
embrace it. some guys like small chested girls. not all men enjoy huge boobs.
FarSide 23
I agree fuwop. But still, Nerds position is probably more about how she perceives HERSELF... not how OTHERS perceive her.
marissabunge23 0
boob job? haha Jk!
droplets 0
I feel your pain. Having to shop in the little girls' section is painful
SirEBC 7
I'm going to have to 2nd this opinion. When I see an FML about small boobs, I always say something like "Cue response from Nerds and Steph," but I couldn't do it this time..
goaliemkl123 8
u killed it #63
AirsoftKY 0
I heard that if you eat lots of meats, especially beef, your breasts will get large in a short amount of time
nate_msm 0
that's if yer a dude mate