Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I finally measured myself to find a properly fitted bra. I'm AAA, a size which doesn't technically exist. Goodbye self esteem. FML
DIY
Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Snap!
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
Today, I finally found a bug I had been trying to get rid of. When I removed my bra, I noticed what looked like a piece of bug on it. Apparently, the bug was flattened and suffocated by my boob the entire day. FML
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
Be careful what you wish for…
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Top comments
expertsmilee 26
Probably not the breast feeling in the world.
lex1459 38
Hey, think of all the money you saved not having to buy all new ones! That's a plus, right? Those things are so stupidly expensive
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expertsmilee 26
Probably not the breast feeling in the world.
xleanne_aLly 23
OP if you or someone else with this problem reads this... STOP SLEEPING WITH YOUR BRA ON. They just don't growwww. Also try to sleep flat on your back. I sleep on my side and one boob is noticably bigger than the other. I can only imagine what would happen if you wore a bra all the time and slept on your belly. No growth at all in eight years most likely! Also diet, exercise and the amount of sleep you get, plays a part of it. I've also read birth control may make your boobs grow. Or if you/someone else massaged your boobs, it would help them grow tooo.
VeganDarkLight 31
It's perfectly normal to have breasts of different size (most often the left one is bigger), I seriously doubt it has anything to with how you sleep.
WellHelloThere47 19
I have slept with my bra on ever since I started wearing bras. I am a 32 D . I think your terminology is incorrect. I also sleep on my stomach.
AllSoul 23
My God #77, I've never heard anything like this. No woman has the same size breasts, often the left one is slightly bigger, some more noticeable than others. This is NOT due to you sleeping on your side, nor does sleeping on your belly with a bra stop them growing.
AllSoul 23
Also, no diet, exercise or amount of sleep will help your bust grow, it is simply hormones that controls it. I have no idea where you got your information from but it is not correct whatsoever.
xleanne_aLly 23
If you eat healthy you not only feel amazing. Your hair grows, your skin gets better and you have tons of energy. On youtube people do chest exercises. The muscles under your boob fatt kind of firms. If you get enough sleep your body HEALS. Everything heals and gets better. So why not your boobs? Tons of people notice their boobs grow after being on birth control. It happened to mine. And for your information how you sleep does affect it a bit. My right boob used to be bigger than my left. Now that I've switched the side I sleep on, its the other way around. I'm only trying to give some advice. May not be the greatest but it worked for me.
AllSoul 23
Yes, if you eat healthy, it's better for your skin and body, I do not disagree with that. But it does not have any affect on your breasts, as that is hormones. Yes, you can exercise your pecs, you can build up your muscle but this is obvious it's not your breasts, and again, it does not have any affect on your breasts, as that is hormones. Sleeping heals? Why doesn't it heal breasts? Hmm for starters, it's not because you have small breasts that they need to be healed. Secondly, I don't understand what you mean by sleeping heals. Sleeping won't heal a broken leg for example. But again, it does not have any affect on your breasts, as that is hormones. Ah now birth control, that's a different thing, you breasts can get bigger depending on your pill, and do you know why birth control can make your bust bigger? Because that plays with your hormones. And for your sleeping positions, I honestly think that is just in your head, as there is also a very good chance you move in the night and don't even stay on your side. And even if you did stay on your side, it wouldn't make the slightest difference. Ask your doctor, he'll tell you the same thing.
kirkaygri 18
I've slept on my stomach forever. 36DDD's. No effect there.
Smartdumbblonde 27
#77 Ever since I started wearing a bra I slept with it on and my boobs continued to grow, as well as sleeping on my back, side, and more recently, stomach. None of these sleeping positions affected the way my breast growth, especially with making one larger than the other. One boob is typically larger than the other anyways. Breast growth happens due to hormones, which is why birth control can make your boobs grow. For exercising, it's said that certain exercises can increase breast health, but there is no real evidence, just that the muscle underneath the breast will grow. Always put facts before beliefs, it helps a lot with these situations
dcam13 19
the only thing sleeping on your side could possibly do is make your boobs sag more (not grow) do to gravity. but the effects would be soooo small it wouldn't be noticeable for several years/decades. so when you're 70 you might notice it slightly (or not)... until then, enjoy being delusional and whatever else floats your boat.
CandyApple88 13
nope, none of that is true #77. Genetics determine your breast size. They will NOT get bigger as you age. The only time they will definitely get bigger (on their own) is from putting on weight. Some women's breasts do not increase in size after having babies, so even that isn't a guarantee. And massaging them - are you just a pervert offering your services?
unscrupulous 13
Same and I'm a 32 C.
Retaheki 27
#115 36DDD? More like 36DDDamn!
lovethatstach 18
I think you need to add some reading and brain exercises to that daily routine.
trellz17 19
At least they didn't shrink.
kylieh72 25
There's always an upside lol
PePziNL 20
The face on your profilepic matches that comment perfectly
MzZombicidal 36
At least you don't have to continuously deal with awkward bra fittings! :)
katydid91 31
I hate going bra shopping. I tend to avoid Victoria's Secret because of the pricing for 1 bra. So I often go to Target or Walmart but their selection is limited and their sizing is not the most accurate.
mukduk 21
Yeah #37 when you sacrifice paying the price for a good bra, you'll often find yourself buying shitty ones from Walderp.
sweetnsourrr 11
Victoria Secret doesn't always have good bras, it really all depends on the bra. I sometimes buy my bras from there and I have to say that a couple of them destroy after wearing them a few times.
photographer49 22
#3 After reading your comment I just realized, if OP'S old bra still fits she obviously knew cuz there would be no reason to get new sized bras if that one still fits. This should not be a surprise to OP
kirkaygri 18
I buy the brand 'Smart and Sexy' (real clever, I know) from Walmart. I picked one up one day, not a style I'd normally wear, for a specific shirt and it was AMAZING. The fit is perfect and they last so long with proper care. 2+ years of almost everyday wear for my basics. After years of high price/low quality waste, I'm hooked. All my bras are now this brand, along with panties and a few bathing suits. As a 36DDD, a bathing suit with proper support is crucial but hard to find. They have a website and a I highly recommend them to anyone who complains of bad bras.
lex1459 38
Hey, think of all the money you saved not having to buy all new ones! That's a plus, right? Those things are so stupidly expensive
foxwasalamb 24
but if its been 8 years, (username) why do u still have that bra? spring cleaning anyone?
katydid91 31
And unless you buy your bras in bulk, you can't find the same exact bra again. Or at least I can't.
AlwaysWatching 27
Ikr like all the bras just kind of run away into their little void after the month passes at the local Target..... You feel me? And then later you try to find it online and then it's like AHA and then when it comes in the mail you see that THIS one has a different type of lace and you're like Ew, you imposter. And then you send it back to the void. The void is not a happy place, my friends.
ironmany_fml 23
No, I do not "feel you".
Soloman212 28
Well you should, cause this bra is amazing. Come give it a quick squeeze.
katydid91 31
Must be the same void where all my missing socks go to.
AviKerensky 17
Lots of people like smaller chests. I'm one of them.
lex1459 38
Ok calm down
AviKerensky 17
Calm down about what? I know plenty of women who complain that their breasts are too small. My point is that many men don't care. Be happy with what you have.
EatUrGreens 20
You just said you prefer women with a smaller chest so you clearly do care.. next time say nothing, that'd prove your point :P
TrippingOnAcid 29
You calm down, tiny ****.
lex1459 38
I really think this FML is more about the fact that there has been no growth whatsoever or physical change, not as much about attractiveness.
lexos 16
@18 that doesn't have to be bad small or average boobs are the most beautiful ones.
VeganDarkLight 31
Why is 14 being downvoted? Saying small breasts are more beautiful is just as superficial as prefering large breasts. That's totally okay, everybody's got their preferences, but to say you don't care is a lie then.
DoomedGemini 38
Because the first comment or didn't say they were more beautiful, just that he preferred them. And it's pretty stupid to start harping about wording when it doesn't offend anyone, which he didn't. He's trying to encourage op.
VeganDarkLight 31
I didn't mean to harp on anything, I was just stating my opinion because to me it sounds as if he prefers smaller boobs. And like I already said, that's totally okay. I'm perfectly fine with my DD cups and so should OP with her smaller ones!
rncannon 18
Anything more than a handful's a waste.
limabeans101029 21
86- S/he said s/he *likes* smaller breasts. That doesn't mean s/he doesn't also appreciate big ones
WhoCouldIBe 11
Not really, there are more things you can do with boobs than Touch/hold them. That being said its all personal preference. Plus this shouldn't be something people are ashamed of. If someone likes bigger breasts them good for them, simply how people are. But personally it doesn't make a difference to me, I can have fun with them either way :)
kerrycakes 21
that should mean bra shopping is a cinch
gtsjeff 10
Nice
FMLMaximus 23
At least you have less for gravity to pull down :) when you have a baby you'll know what I mean. mine went up two cup sizes to a DD. I miss my smaller ta-tas!
AllSoul 23
Did you not lose them afterwards? I'm 6 months pregnant and everyone's told me I'm going to lose them once I stop breast feeding. Am I stuck with these?!
AcieMcG 21
Oh god I'm already a DD, can't imagine getting any bigger after having a kid T.T
klutz44 28
Mine got big after I had kids. My youngest just turned 1 and my boobs are back to normal. He still nurses a little bit. But everyone's body is different (helpful, I know).
a_w7 11
I feel ya girl! Too bad I can't get Double A's for grades instead....
khagan 2
so you diet is working.
kitkatjoy_96 28
OP never mentioned a diet. She was surprised it still fits after 8 years.
EclipseCandy6 24
What shocking grammar
mustangfastb69x 12
She never said its been 8 years she never even said how long it's been
DoomedGemini 38
Look at ops name