Today, I started talking to a friend about how he needs to stop overreacting and getting angry very easily. He kicked sand up in the air, and it came back into his eyes. He started getting angry, and when I told him this is what I was talking about, he hit me in the nose. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, I was having a debate with my friend, who actually believes karma is real. He got very angry with me and stormed off, tripping over his own feet in the process. I laughed and asked what he'd done in a past life to deserve that one. He responded by getting up and punching me. FML
Today, I went hiking with my friend. We both had to pee really bad, so we went to the edge of a cliff to relieve ourselves. He peed and it came and hit me in the face. He did it on purpose, so I decided to get him back and peed at him. The wind changed direction and hit me in the face again. FML
Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling my anger, she told me to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree, very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML
Today, I was in a big Skype chat, which somehow turned into a heated argument. My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to my house, and punched me in the face at the door. FML
Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML
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matrael 0
I hope you whooped his ass for that little douche move. You tried to be a friend and was nice about it and got sucker punched for your efforts. Douche bags like that need an ass kicking to help them realize how much of a little bitch they're acting like. Have fun
Jewelofagal 2
With friends like him, who needs enemies? Consider breaking off this "friendship" before he does more than hit you.
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Comments (69)
Armin_fml 0
IN your nose? Are you black? D;
jcrook 0
thatsucks42 4
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Jewelofagal 2
With friends like him, who needs enemies? Consider breaking off this "friendship" before he does more than hit you.
Ye_Editor 0
I'd go a step further; this person obviously needs anger management in a serious way. Request he get it or say you'll press charges for battery. You'll probably be saving his life so he won't pull an anger move on someone who will kick his ass or shove a knife in his ribs.
reecescuphoe 0
hit him back...HARDER
Kurokawa_fml 0
seconded.....all in favour?
EmmaElaine 0
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karmaSUCKS321453 0
pie
GimmeFive 10
Pie? I like it!
matrael 0
I hope you whooped his ass for that little douche move. You tried to be a friend and was nice about it and got sucker punched for your efforts. Douche bags like that need an ass kicking to help them realize how much of a little bitch they're acting like. Have fun
EvelynnG 0
Remember THE GAME? ;D
Xx_Slayer_xX 22
I hope you realize that there are such disorders and issues that derive him of a normal thought pattern. In saying that, it's possible that he doesn't know -how- to control himself. I would like you to think about that before you go around trashing it up like you've never done something uncontrollably. I hope someone sees my point, but I know 90% of the FML community who sees this will down vote me, as any thing that offers a form of argument with a valid retort is shit on.
KEYS248 0
how is he your friend then?
Kickmehard 0
He had sand in his eye and you were standing there judging him for being angry. I would have hit you too! xD
perdix 31
You ought to take him out for a few beers. That should calm him down. Nothing could go wrong with that -- alcohol's a sedative. Cheers!
The_Pleb 0
Your not funny perdix now go to bed
perdix 31
Did you mean "You're?" You might want to learn some grammar before you curse me. Your inability to spell and punctuate only amplifies the stupidity and banality of your negative comments.
jcrook 0
Alcohol is not a sedative; it is a depressant.
gigi37 0
Don't listen to him, Perdix, your comments are mostly entertaining. Pleb never adds any value to this site anyway. He is essentially the twelve-year-old of FML, the one who sits by himself in the corner making weird comments, *trying* to be funny and overusing the jokes he's picked up; like "YDI for not making [Blank] a sandwich," he's almost killed that one. We just end up nodding politely while cringing at the same time and go back to ignoring him
falconz 0
I agree with Pleb...
OLOtheDemigodess 0
"Your inability to spell and punctuate only amplifies the stupidity and banality of your negative comments" come on "stupidity" "banality" perdix was just being stupid, chillax! lmao
Starfire22 5
that's a friend? sounds more like someone hates u
Jimboom 12
Either stop being his friend or kick him in the nyyyuuttzzz!!! And tell him that is what you are going to do every time he overreacts and gets angry.
jonny2x4 0
Sounds like someone's not taking their meds. That or he really needs to get laid.