Today, I burped in front of my crush. Well, not really in front of him. I turned around mid-burp and noticed him, not knowing anyone was there. The surprise made me scream a little, which only amplified the burp. So I made this mighty belch-turned-scream noise, while maintaining eye contact with him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML
Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML
Today I was walking around the mall and I saw my crush from high school. He came up to me and, instead of talking to him, I burped, and he just walked away. FML
Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML
Today, I was sitting next to the guy I am trying to get close to while we were at the bar. Music was playing, so I thought that while his attention was diverted I would sneak out a yawn. Just as I did so, the music went silent and I let out a tremendous burp. FML
Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML
Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML
Today, I've been into this guy at work forever, and we've been flirting more and more lately. Today he came up behind me, but I didn't see him. He said "Hi!" and scared me so bad that I farted. FML
Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML
Today, while out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clearly he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." FML
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Top comments
KhaleesiDannie 26
It's just your mating call
Kinglue 17
Hey it's ok... At least you didn't shit yourself...
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Comments (73)
ccameron12 21
Maybe he thought it was funny?
Bloodmorphed 7
not sure why this was down voted. i would laugh if this happened.
KhaleesiDannie 26
It's just your mating call
derangedplanet 23
I now want to see teens start this up. all just burping in each other's faces... God it would be so beautiful. just ambling around burping....*sigh* dreams
Kinglue 17
That also include whale calls coming from their stomach
ComoEsJuan 24
That's extremely impressive.
tantanpanda 26
Tbh, most guys don't care if others burp in public and we don't demand an "excuse me" for it either.
KendraLaine 18
Maybe he's a strong believer of the saying "better out than in"?
jake131000 21
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Why did you keep eye contact with him?
l4urenz 23
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Well... You seem to have ****** it up - unless you're really hot because then he wouldn't give a shit ;)
darksoul43 11
Perhaps he found it cute. Not many girls want to look kind of clumsy. I'll just hope he's one of those guys.
bandaidstations 28
I find that many girls think that acting klutzy and ditsy will make guys think they're cute. It's disgusting. Burping isn't really a clumsy thing though...
ww431 15
Hopefully you played it cool and laughed it off! Not a laugh/burp though!
corky1992 33
Since she's posting about it on here I highly doubt she played it cool lol.
nonsensical 26
I feel like that's something anyone would laugh at hahaha, you can both laugh until you get tears in your eyes at the super random incident--and now you'll always have that memory you shared together! It was an icebreaker!
PotatosRGud 13
Maybe he'll be impressed...?