Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, more time goes by, more I’m going to have to accept that my 13 year-old sister is going to end up with size DD boobs, possibly even bigger, meanwhile I'm turning 25 this year and my boobs are stubbornly stuck at a B. Life ain’t fair. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, it occurred to me that it’s not normal that I still fit into all my clothes from when I was in high school. I’m 24 and I haven’t outgrown any of my clothes since I was 12. FML
Today, I'm a 23 year-old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
Today, my mother gave me a dress she'd made for herself at twenty five. I’m seventeen. It fits around the stomach but is gappy all around my butt and boobs. Thank you for reinforcing my theory that I’m somehow both flat and fat at the same time, mom. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, when I was a teen, I felt inferior for being flat-chested. So I got a boob job. As an adult, I started yoga and meditation. Then I felt foolish for not embracing my natural self and having plastic stuff in me. Got the implants out. Now I'm happy with my looks but have nerve damage from the procedures. FML
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a7x_RoCk3r 12
At least your not dolly parton.
DocBastard 40
Godsuncle, just because she's turned on by nerds she can't be hot? Look up her profile, you ass wrinkle. She's quite cute.
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Comments (669)
namie123 0
awwww sweetie boobs just in the way of everything so don't worry about it! :)
namie123 0
awwww sweetie boobs just in the way of everything so don't worry about it! :)
spicyasscakes 0
hemaphrodite
nerdsgetmehot 23
No.
docscientist 10
Do you even know the meaning of hermaphrodite?
gummibehrs 4
No, he can't even spell it.
RainbowHeadache 2
Think of it this way, it makes your waist seem longer. :3 I lost a lot of weight and went from a DD to a small B and I'm still trying to cope since I liked them bigger, but honestly, small breasts aren't bad. From what I can see you're gorgeous. And you would be just as gorgeous with big breasts. BDD is terrible stuff & I hope you can learn to cope with it. I know it's a struggle. :]
cheerinsaige 0
don't fake ones just pop??
fuwop 0
on 1000 ways to die they do
FarSide 23
You're thinking of zits and bubble-wrap, asshole.
softball1432 0
no fake ones actually pop
kosmickart 0
they do in just go with it
zeta24 0
PLASTIC. SURGERY. EASY.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Coming up with thousands of dollars isn't easy.
masterkiller102 0
lol, sounds like someone I know........
tigrouficele2012 44
Lucky bitch. :( You can have mine. I'd kill to be rid of them, but I have an extreme fear of being seen naked, so there's a very realistic probability that getting a reduction would cause lasting psychological problems.
brinagurl 1
it's okay, I'm flat chested too and in high school you can't get a boyfriend unless you do...and I'm this way cuz my dad didn't feed me so I'm underweight and yeahh can't grow if your not average weight...
5t3ff1k4h 47
What? In high school you can't get a boyfriend if you're flat? Tell that to the several flat-chested girls I know who have had boyfriends during high school.
maddie343 0
o wow im srry !