Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, more time goes by, more I’m going to have to accept that my 13 year-old sister is going to end up with size DD boobs, possibly even bigger, meanwhile I'm turning 25 this year and my boobs are stubbornly stuck at a B. Life ain’t fair. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, it occurred to me that it’s not normal that I still fit into all my clothes from when I was in high school. I’m 24 and I haven’t outgrown any of my clothes since I was 12. FML
Today, I'm a 23 year-old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
Today, my mother gave me a dress she'd made for herself at twenty five. I’m seventeen. It fits around the stomach but is gappy all around my butt and boobs. Thank you for reinforcing my theory that I’m somehow both flat and fat at the same time, mom. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, when I was a teen, I felt inferior for being flat-chested. So I got a boob job. As an adult, I started yoga and meditation. Then I felt foolish for not embracing my natural self and having plastic stuff in me. Got the implants out. Now I'm happy with my looks but have nerve damage from the procedures. FML
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a7x_RoCk3r 12
At least your not dolly parton.
DocBastard 40
Godsuncle, just because she's turned on by nerds she can't be hot? Look up her profile, you ass wrinkle. She's quite cute.
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OMG_N3RD 0
My cousin is turning 21 and she has a flat chest and no ass
FarSide 23
Hopefully she has a personality.
hoschiadedodi 0
My first thought was: If her boobs are that small, what does she need a bra for? Only then I realized that she would like them bigger.
green1eech 0
What about yesterday?
siyuan161 0
wow that sucks
FreebirdIII 1
Bra size is not the most important aspect. Be proud of who you are. I am certain you have traits others wish they had too.
juliiebaby05 0
how r u 21 and have 12yr old kids?? thats my first thought..
nerdsgetmehot 23
#158 Please re-read the FML. I don't think you're understanding...
salooty 0
boob job !!
1215116a 14
Agreed! :D
Papaw_fml 3
okay while I like boobies, they aren't everything!!!
JoeMan13 0
hahahaha damn!! that blows. get a boob job or something :)
nerdsgetmehot 23
Want to come up with thousands of dollars for me?
JoeMan13 0
hahahaha. idk u think your worth it?? lol.
nerdsgetmehot 23
I don't actually want implants; it was a joke. But really, even if I wanted implants, I couldn't afford them.
JoeMan13 0
haha I was just messing with u lol. but don't even trip about ur boobs. ur a pretty girl and all and I'm sure u look fine the way u are. god made u the way u are for a reason so just be happy with that. can't really do much about it.
FarSide 23
@217: Well maybe you could get one done now, and the other one done in a year or so? You know, spread the cost out? Just trying to think out of the box.