Today, my boyfriend sent me a long text breaking up with me and calling me "selfish", all because I fed my dog half of the roast he made us for dinner. He knows damn well I feed her a raw diet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend took me home to have dinner with his parents. I couldn’t eat a single bite after watching his mom let her three dogs taste all the food off her hands, while she also licked her own fingers while cooking. Later on, he dumped me for being rude and “too high maintenance." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, my girlfriend went on yet another long-winded rant about how dogs are family and should be treated as such, whilst stuffing her face with ribs. I asked her what the difference was between a dog and the pile of pig parts on her plate. Her only response was to call me a monster and dump me. FML
Today, I dumped my boyfriend. He responded with kidnapping my dog while I was at work. He texted me a picture of him holding a piece of chocolate to his mouth, threatening to feed it to him if I didn’t get back with him. I took him back because I can’t bear my life without my dog. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, as I fed my dog his dinner of chicken offal, a drumstick, a wing, a mackerel, and a raw egg, my dad bitched and moaned that I waste money feeding him meat instead of just buying the cheapest kibble at the store. FML
Today, after eating out with my boyfriend, we went for a drive, but ended up getting into an argument. I reached back to grab my bag and storm out of the car. He thought I was trying to take the restaurant's doggy bag and lunged at me. My boyfriend would rather save chicken than our relationship. FML
Today, the dog my now ex-boyfriend and I own together bit me bad enough that I needed stitches on my face and my hand... he then broke up with me and saying it was all too much for him and has kept the dog... FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
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Charlie Given 28
You're an idiot and needs to learn what the actual definition of a raw diet is!
angus 17
Your responsibility to get food for your dog and you’re not entitled to waste an expensive and thoughtfully prepared meal in that way without consultation. How dumb and self absorbed are you?
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Comments (7)
Pyrocrashe 12
well, at least your dog still tolerates your selfish self
dreams2383 20
that was your dinner. your dog isn't more important than your family. you deserved it.
angus 17
Your responsibility to get food for your dog and you’re not entitled to waste an expensive and thoughtfully prepared meal in that way without consultation. How dumb and self absorbed are you?
Charlie Given 28
You're an idiot and needs to learn what the actual definition of a raw diet is!
SAgirl 24
A roast would have to much salt and spices. It is not good for your dog. look up what an actual raw diet for a dog is. Cooked roast is not a raw diet.
MrChaos19 14
Wasn’t there a Reddit post from r/AmITheAsshole that covered this same scenario almost exactly?