Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, more time goes by, more I’m going to have to accept that my 13 year-old sister is going to end up with size DD boobs, possibly even bigger, meanwhile I'm turning 25 this year and my boobs are stubbornly stuck at a B. Life ain’t fair. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, it occurred to me that it’s not normal that I still fit into all my clothes from when I was in high school. I’m 24 and I haven’t outgrown any of my clothes since I was 12. FML
Today, I'm a 23 year-old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
Today, my mother gave me a dress she'd made for herself at twenty five. I’m seventeen. It fits around the stomach but is gappy all around my butt and boobs. Thank you for reinforcing my theory that I’m somehow both flat and fat at the same time, mom. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, when I was a teen, I felt inferior for being flat-chested. So I got a boob job. As an adult, I started yoga and meditation. Then I felt foolish for not embracing my natural self and having plastic stuff in me. Got the implants out. Now I'm happy with my looks but have nerve damage from the procedures. FML
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a7x_RoCk3r 12
At least your not dolly parton.
DocBastard 40
Godsuncle, just because she's turned on by nerds she can't be hot? Look up her profile, you ass wrinkle. She's quite cute.
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danielle4ever 0
exuse me but I'm insulted by dat cause I'm 14 now and I have a pretty big chest and so when I was 12 I had a pretty big one to so it would have been more sensible if you had said training bras ment for some 12 year olds
FarSide 23
If I ever had any doubts #186, your post has now convinced me. I would much rather spend time with a woman who can properly express herself, than to waste time with a well-endowed lady who can't string together a coherent sentence. #186, do you know what a "period" is? And no, I don't mean menstrual, I mean grammatical.
gummibehrs 4
You're FOURTEEN? You just made me lose faith in humanity. I know a seven-year-old who is more literate than you are. Does that make you feel special? He's half your age and could score higher than you could on an IQ test.
lindsaylu98 0
well im twelve and im a b but it comes with ur genes if ur mom had small boobs then ull most likely inherit her small boobs
FarSide 23
Who wants to inherit their dead momma's boobs?
Want_ToBe_Normal 0
ROFLMAO!! I had to read this a couple of times before it hit me.
Tanya33 1
wow. Sure makes me feel better about my boobs. I suggest eating. If you can still fit 12 year old's bras around your bust, you are too skinny.
nerdsgetmehot 23
I'm 110 pounds. I'm a perfectly healthy weight for a 5'4" woman.
lindsaylu98 0
and besides u dont have to spend money on bras!!!
smileydancer92 2
on the bright side, at least they don't sag :)
lindsaylu98 0
and btw i agree with 186 im insulted to cuz 99% of the ppl in my grade have boobs and i have the biggest boobs in my grade and im almost into a C im again only 12
nerdsgetmehot 23
I honestly didn't mean to insult anyone. Training bras are meant for young girls who are just developing, not just for 12 year olds; I just picked a random age at which I figured young girls are still growing in the breast department.
docscientist 10
Girls are reaching that body fat percentage threshold sooner and hitting puberty earlier these days. And also, it's silly to take offense because there are exceptions and different ages which women reach puberty, as well as different breast sizes... 12 is a reasonable guess...
nate_msm 0
381 I'm with you. quit being insulted by op. god you can tell your only 12 if ur insulted by that.
gummibehrs 4
You're twelve? I know a seven-year-old who is more literate than you are.
BobTheBuilder012 2
hey, it's not so easy having boobs either. i have size D and i hate it. I can't find shirts, i can't go anywhere without perverted guys houndin on me and i can't find a ******* bra to fit. it sucks
fuwop 0
I am 20 and have a 26 c. I have an 8 month old son. before I was pregnant. I had 26 b. my boobs have gotten smaller since he wad born, but my fiancee complains that my boobs are too big at a c. you will find a guy who loves you for you. don't worry about the size of your boobs.
fuwop 0
was* born sorry. typo also my bra size is going down now that I stopped nursing.. my fiancee did admit he could get used to the size they are. don't listen to people telling you to eat or get a boob job. it is not necessary.
Stupidpeopleanno 5
I would say " If it's more than a handful it's a waste anyways" but that apparently doesn't apply to you.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Ouch. I still have a handful.
gummibehrs 4
Is that what people say about your brain, #196?
Busby4 0
I personally like smaller chested girls. stop complaining and be happy with what Gods given you.