Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, more time goes by, more I’m going to have to accept that my 13 year-old sister is going to end up with size DD boobs, possibly even bigger, meanwhile I'm turning 25 this year and my boobs are stubbornly stuck at a B. Life ain’t fair. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, it occurred to me that it’s not normal that I still fit into all my clothes from when I was in high school. I’m 24 and I haven’t outgrown any of my clothes since I was 12. FML
Today, I'm a 23 year-old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
Today, my mother gave me a dress she'd made for herself at twenty five. I’m seventeen. It fits around the stomach but is gappy all around my butt and boobs. Thank you for reinforcing my theory that I’m somehow both flat and fat at the same time, mom. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, when I was a teen, I felt inferior for being flat-chested. So I got a boob job. As an adult, I started yoga and meditation. Then I felt foolish for not embracing my natural self and having plastic stuff in me. Got the implants out. Now I'm happy with my looks but have nerve damage from the procedures. FML
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a7x_RoCk3r 12
At least your not dolly parton.
DocBastard 40
Godsuncle, just because she's turned on by nerds she can't be hot? Look up her profile, you ass wrinkle. She's quite cute.
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chester75 5
when ever someone is putting themselves down I'm always there picking them up and comforting them. just because I love supporting others, and am constantly putting myself down doesn't make me a hypocrite, and neither is nerds. nerds, I feel your pain, I too have small boobs; as well as an abnormally large butt for my small figure. and like you Im okay with my body most of the time, except for those few moments of self hatred. Ohh btw forget about those shitty comments about breast implants, your beautiful :)
MrJackal 0
Nerds? You're a girl. A very hot girl. No sane person actually gives a crap about your boob size, at least not as long as there's an awesome girl involved. So: Stay hot and be awesome. The rest will fall in line. It's too bad you live all the way out there on the left coast.
PeacheS_88 0
Dude don't worry about it... I'm 23 and got the same problem. The meracules push up bra from victorias secret works great lol :)
nerdsgetmehot 23
#170 I'm too small to fit into bras from Victoria's Secret...
colhyena 3
Victoria's secret sucks. They say they have small bras or their “there really is a Body for everybody" slogan, but they don't sell anything smaller than a 32A. So I guess we don't have a body in their eyes, lol. iz BS. But I'm against push up bras anyway, embrace how you are, stop trying to cover it up with bras that make you look fake.
Yournamehere42 7
Honestly, if they're as small as you say they are, they probably would fit into the VS Bombshell bra. You practically have to buy one that's 3 cup sizes bigger than you usually would just to keep from looking like you have 4 separate boobs. It's a serious case of false advertising though.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#332 They only sell them down to the size 32AA. I'm a 32AAA. Besides, like you said, false advertising! I would look ridiculous with huge boobs, quite honestly.
hermioneguerin 0
no way, u had like tripple a size boobs before I had my baby and I fit into their bras lols. but it really isn't a big deal, there are so many guys and girls that prefer little boobies over saggy granny boobs. me included =].
cith_fml 0
big boobs arent always the best as long as your bf has got something to hold on 2 he will be happy :)
j_cat187 20
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moomoomeow2 7
They have special pills that can change that. :)
FarSide 23
Right. There are at least 10 late-night infomercials that will give you a free 30-day supply of pills just so you can "enhance" yourself.
Jojo0615 0
get implants if u want -Follow me @PursueTheMoment
mini_mouth22 0
flat chested or not it's what's inside that counts
t3hpwnz4rz 4
right id rather have real small ones then big but plastic inside
mfelax9556 8
breast implants?
xdust 4
You should just kill yourself.