Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself, "I wish I had a boyfriend like that…" I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML
Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML
Today, I was walking into my school and I saw two girls kissing. Being a lesbian myself, and thinking it would be cute, I winked at them. I guess one of them had a history of cheating with a girl who looked just like me, because her girlfriend came up and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us had a really nice ass, so I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, she has a perfect ass." He replied, "That's a guy." FML
Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML
Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
Today, I tried talking to the very quiet girl in my grade. We were having a conversation when a very hot guy walked into the cafeteria. I said to the girl, "The things I would do for him…" She looked at me dead in the eye and said, "That's my boyfriend." FML
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livzielove 0
why does justin bieber have an fml account...
TapialPaado 1
Welcome to the wide spectrum of sexuality. I hope you enjoy your stay.
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Comments (205)
livzielove 0
why does justin bieber have an fml account...
instnt1nfction 17
haha I got that one
funktown 2
Swing and a miss.
beatrucelynn 0
because he saw Rebecca Black's nasty black abyss ;)
Hello_kitty_love_fml 0
because he likes expressing his feelings about men.
uncbballwins 0
Win for the day
BWill9014 4
lmfao
cearalaken 0
i am glad you are the first comment haha
daicious 0
xD
RavenRiley007 4
lmao.... shut up op!
RavenRiley007 4
that's not an FML op... it's a FMA-hole! hehe
crazysasha123 0
was that suppose to be funny...
khaya 9
Correction: It was funny.
BWill9014 4
fags deleted my comment :l
YANKS2728 0
If you like Justin Bieber then you are.
Talia_91 13
what?
ImaBmyLonurTees 0
Ryan Seacrest?
james_aka_frosty 3
epic win
LOLbomb 1
Nice one! :D
TheGuyInsideU 0
lmao
DallasFreeSex 0
because he does not possess a penis
xxcrazygingerxx 0
Hahahaha!!(:
MyDogTastesBad 0
Being gay is a decision. Rid of your penis-to-penis craving and get some chicks!
xiar 0
Hahah! win!!!
pertained 12
for some reason I thought he was unsure about his gender...
kaileigh10 2
LMMFAO!!! Good one!
LunaNstars 0
I think it's about time for him to come out of the closet. He ain't fooling anyone.
The_grumpy_bear 0
I never said anything about disliking a story. I was only thinking out loud as to why my comment was moderated. if it's annoying to you, why use your time to bother replying?
bfflrhea 0
lmfaoo!!
v8rax 0
yur just a jealous twat
JustinThunder 8
Jealous of...?
hannah1203 2
This just made me day even more epic than it already was!
mz_booty 0
baby, baby, baby, ohhhh I throught u'd alway be mine!!! (something like that hahah)
Hanimon 0
nice one
steffieee 0
#1 EPIC WINNNNN!!!!
nexismyname 0
formula for success 1. take something everyone hates (just biebs, jbros, Rebecca black) and insult it 2. receive idol status.
hahafylop 4
230. you seriously just said jbros and jus beibs. Fag.
superpoptart 24
agree 20...
rocket2 0
168 Justin is a puto
Whydoesthishappe_fml 0
Hah good one I gotta give u props for that one
Whydoesthishappe_fml 0
Hah good one I gotta give u props for that one
bezach 0
because he fails too hard not to have one!
Natasha14641 7
Lmao!
MrBrick 0
1- I think I love you lol
Sharpie_08 0
hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahah lololololol omg that is thee best ******* comment! epic ******* WIN
WeezyBites 6
Eh, I agree with 230. I hate girls who always insult Bieber to look cool.
platypus546 24
comment of the year.
Hillebilly9669 1
somebody knows their stuff. hahaha
This2Rudy 7
#1. is a winner
This2Rudy 7
230 also wins
dathotginge 0
win!!! :)
whoa_is_failz 6
made my day
shbhakta 0
dam ur so hoy babe
shbhakta 0
dam ur sexy baby
WeezyBites 6
288, I didn't say that's what 230 was saying. I agree with 230 but the 2nd part was my own opinion.
LoLbabeex3 0
HAHAHAHA true.
sweetdiva97 4
why so jealous?
miniman524 0
nice #1
victoryzz 7
he would have too many FML's to post
ThatGuyRory 9
I look like JB.
Rapt0rJesus 0
Typical justinebeibeir-fag. Immature, stupid and confused about his gender. Your avatar has it all. -Raptor Jesus
amerwin 3
That's gay.
chefmark02 1
you are hot dude!
j_cat187 20
#24 thats gay
Nandito2 0
no shit sherlock
mz_booty 0
hahahaha^^^^
DynamicDave 11
I see what you did there!
pur3ph33r 0
Thank you captain obvious
YoItsMegan 0
obvi?
lmBrown 0
I wanna **** mz booty til I cum blood
mz_booty 0
ew lol
justin_ro 3
so obvious:)
Awesome_Guy2468 0
no shit
itsmeyippie 0
does anybody think that op just said boyfriend instead of girlfriend, and obviously
MarianaLupe 0
52
mcrptv 17
I hope you're good at finding coz if you don't shut up you will find a boot up you're ass (no one cares if it's gay)
ladyluck82 9
Well, now you know! So go find yourself a big, fat, hard one! lmao
louie111887 0
haha funny
JonaHumbel 0
gross.
ashleyylove3 22
Too far #4...
funktown 2
fag.
funktown 2
that was quick!
puddincup 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
that's so weird you should no if u r or not
mitchem 3
nah it's experimentation....EVERYONE was bicurious at some point in their life. depending on what experiences they had they may go one way, the other way, or choose bisexuality..that can cause issues for those like me who has had zero experience either way, but the human body/mind is naturally set to seek out things that are pleasurable or even things that are associated with pleasure. Point is, think about what you actually felt and disassociate what you thought
Lucidium 0
I'm sorry but no. not everyone is bicurious at least once
rawr9able 4
What 151 said. Some people know what they want some don't. It's a matter of how you were born really.
mitchem 3
the not knowing what you want part would be the bi curiosity...and either consciously or unconsciously yes you have been bicurious
bitheway 2
Yes every1 is there is a point in your life when your hormones are raging 2 the point that you are attracted to the same same sex. This is why so many ppl say being LGBTQIAC (C stands for cissexual (Wikipedia those)) is a stage
Drigr 9
hmm... being a tranny is just a stage?
ucofresh 4
Sorry, but that's absolutely wrong. Ive been gay as long as I can remember and have never ever thought of a female in any way, shape, or form in that way. EVER
bitheway 2
Not even when you were little you didnt wonder? I doubt dat and it could b sub-concious (I suck at spellin)
CDABXXX 5
144-u dont CHOOSE sexual orientation... u dont CHOOSE bisexuality... and not everybody is bicurious at a point in life...
5t3ff1k4h 47
That's debatable. It's more likely that you don't choose to be gay or lesbian, but I have seen people choose to be bisexual for attention's sake. Don't try to tell me they don't do it for attention... I know there are some legitimate bisexuals out there, but there are also very many women (and men) who say they are just because. You know it's true.
mitchem 3
no you do get to choose, but the point is you aren't born thinking when I grow up I want to be gay/straight/bi whatever, but at some point of your life you let your own emotion and feeling take over your sexuality
KittenLionFace 6
Um, no one chooses to be gay or straight. BBC covered a story that proves you're born one or the other; male mice born without a certain chemical in their brain are more likely to mount another male mouse, as opposed to male mice born with this certain chemical who prefer female mice. Google it if you don't believe me :)
Challos 5
304: That's like saying I woke up this mining and said "Today, I'm going to be black!" and then I magically became an African-American woman.
Challos 5
Dammit. *morning
ZiggityJoe 2
Everyone does not experience bicuriosity. I myself never have experienced it.
ashleyylove3 22
#240: Nooo really? I thought your English was so perfect, it brought tears to my eyes.
mcrptv 17
Gay bisexual lesbian or transsexual is not a stage it's who you are you can't define sexuality as a stage ass hole
amerwin 3
haha.. it's only gay if your dicks touch.
TapialPaado 1
Welcome to the wide spectrum of sexuality. I hope you enjoy your stay.
Grimmerie 31
this. this poster rocks. you could be bisexual or bicurious, pansexual, straight with gay inclinations, "admiring", or a million and one other things we don't have words for, and each and every one of these things is normal, right, and okay. if you (or anyone else, for that matter) need to talk this out or ask for help, hit me up.
Jrefinne 7
46, you are my hero. I hate when such restrictive labels are used for something this all-encompassing.
rapido_fml 2
fantastic post!
purrfume 0
rock on 46:)
bitheway 2
Hit me up 2 ima b a psychologist or sexologist
junoemilymae 6
couldnt agree more with you guys(:
funktown 2
hahah this guy is money.
beatrucelynn 0
I would say that perhaps you are lonely, however I would then wonder why you didn't wish you had a girlfriend like the girl you saw..... no offense but you may be gay... and there is nothing wrong with being gay :)
SaintDane127 0
Then why did you say no offense? Haha
ashleyylove3 22
365, some people actually take offense when people say things like that. She was just trying to be polite.
TheAspieDork 27
Or bicurious
RoryV 0
well if you don't find anything sexually attractive about man you're not gay :P