Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband used our last $2000 to buy himself a motorcycle. It's supposed to "save us a lot on gas money." FML
Today, after working another double shift because I want to buy my boyfriend a really expensive anniversary present, I get to his apartment to find him calculating in how many paychecks he'll be able to afford a Caribbean getaway. For himself. FML
Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML
Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML
Today, I found out that the money my boyfriend has "secretly" been putting away for the last two months is not for an engagement ring like I'd thought, but for a trip to Vegas I'm not invited to. FML
Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML
Today, my father stole the money I'd saved up by working and spent it all gambling. I'd saved it up for a year for a new car. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML
Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is booking my dream vacation to Bali with his brothers, 6 months after he told me we couldn't go on vacation this year because he doesn’t have the money. They planned this within a week. I had been planning it with him for months. FML
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daAce77 8
He's a gold digga!!
barmeywashere 0
Sell it? Get your money back?
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Comments (228)
theunknowned 1
was it a good motorcycle?
alpinestarsss 0
Murder him.
baddud300 6
sell it....
KingGeorgeGal 12
1: Umm OBVIOUSLY, if she was saving for a big vacation then most likely he got a nice motorcycle.
randiZ25 0
kill him, and take his life insurance as pay back..
lajaynay 15
Run him over with it.. on "accident" eff anti-flood.
seanders 10
Your pissed now, until you ride it and feel the powerful vibration between your legs. You'll never get off because you'll be too busy getting off.:p
Pawned71 0
OP IT'S ALL GOOD! just castrate him and sell his nuts, a lot of money we're talking...
stro88 6
smart man! you shouldn't be mad, first question should be is it a cbr or an r1?
seanders 10
65: I love that picture! May I inquire as to where you obtained it?
J0gby 0
replace his motorcycle with an amazing vacation that doesn't involve him...
MissBoo101 0
I'm torn I feel so bad for you but at the same time, I'm guessing you put the money in an account, in which if he was able to "steal" your money to but the bike he obviously had access to it in Which it was your fault for letting your boyfriend access to it. one thing in life NEVER EVER let a BOYFRIEND have access to an account, only allow access to parents or someone who would know what to do and need it if something happened to you or something to that affect or a husband NEVER a boyfriend. so YDI
Gman53 0
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UnicornHunter 12
Yeah! Would you rather have a stupid vacation or a cool motorcycle boyfriend? He can pick you up at work and everyone with think you're cool. Then say if he dumps you you get the motorcycle.
tjv3 10
well you could have him arrested for stealing . you probably won't though and you will probably forgive him as well. that's the way it normally works, the assholes always get the girls and they can do just about any thing they want and get away with it.
spollywollyolly 3
;)
hurtandabused 7
If ur in Florida there's a buyer return policy n u can return the bike saying never mind. If not see what u can do or call the cops if u don't have a joint checking account if u do go to court.
sevazilla 21
Yes #66
Screwie 25
Ride it!
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Ride him!
flockz 20
ride him while riding the motorcycle?
Screwie 25
No, you must do that with a truck, you could fall doing it on a motorcycle. ... And you gotta make sure he dies.
hook_em 0
hmm...screwie it sounds to me that you have done that a time or two. it seemed thought out. just remember there are some helpful phone numbers online if you need any ;D lol
CanadianBlondee 0
haven't you heard? Mansers says the best way to have sex on a speeding motorcycle is missionary style. =P
daAce77 8
He's a gold digga!!
BlAcKxJe5uS 6
haha i see a midlife crisis!
karmennn 0
he needs to be dumped, in my opinion.
DeadxManxWalking 27
did you label the jar "big vacation money"? maybe he plans to take you on one with his motorcycle
cryfavreau 10
Still he shouldn't have taken her money at all.
barmeywashere 0
Sell it? Get your money back?
shaubygal 11
dump his ass and take the motor cycle and make him pay you back in full with interest till he gives you the $$$$$!!!
kikiwi_fml 9
That would be my second thought after ripping him a new one, how inconsiderate!
conqueror57 11
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You deserve it. Why did just a boyfriend have access to YOUR money??
Feedmyaddiction5 14
that's what I was wondering. in my relationship I spent a lot of money on my x because he took advantage of my heart but it was all my doing for allowing it but he NEVER personally had access to my money
abasio 1
Yeah, I've never had access to a GF's money.
DjeePee 25
Maybe she kept it in cash. Or they have just one bank account for the two of them. Not smart, but it happens. OP, I hope you slapped him and sold that motorcycle.
ironwords 8
maybe it's like those couples who are practically married in everything but title
amaya726 4
I completely agree. Boyfriends and girlfriends should not ever have free access to each others' money.
vmorgantank 15
That Is my question as well also u can cancel the purchase saying it was fraud on your account
AngelLove251987 0
what an asshole. sell his toy and go on vacation without him
Hanjian 3
says the girl with a motorcycle helmet as a pic but ya I agree with you on that
Beebow_fml 5
^^ Could be for a dirtbike, which tend to be cheaper than a Harley or crotch rocket.
Bradley_Dillon 39
crotch rockets start at $200... dirtbikes go well over $15,000.
knights95 9
Why did this Fml get so many Ydi's.
xMexicanXJesusx 0
Maybe because he's only her boyfriend but has access to her money? That's what I'm guessing.
marchelle001 0
Dump his ass. That's so selfish.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
I agree. That was a dick move of her boyfriend to take her earnings and spend it on himself. What a ******* asshole. Dump his snobby ass, OP. >:(
SteelCladAngel 0
that's why you don't do joint bank accounts