Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, more time goes by, more I’m going to have to accept that my 13 year-old sister is going to end up with size DD boobs, possibly even bigger, meanwhile I'm turning 25 this year and my boobs are stubbornly stuck at a B. Life ain’t fair. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, it occurred to me that it’s not normal that I still fit into all my clothes from when I was in high school. I’m 24 and I haven’t outgrown any of my clothes since I was 12. FML
Today, I'm a 23 year-old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
Today, my mother gave me a dress she'd made for herself at twenty five. I’m seventeen. It fits around the stomach but is gappy all around my butt and boobs. Thank you for reinforcing my theory that I’m somehow both flat and fat at the same time, mom. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, when I was a teen, I felt inferior for being flat-chested. So I got a boob job. As an adult, I started yoga and meditation. Then I felt foolish for not embracing my natural self and having plastic stuff in me. Got the implants out. Now I'm happy with my looks but have nerve damage from the procedures. FML
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a7x_RoCk3r 12
At least your not dolly parton.
DocBastard 40
Godsuncle, just because she's turned on by nerds she can't be hot? Look up her profile, you ass wrinkle. She's quite cute.
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Comments (669)
Krilleee 5
eat cheeseburgers , lots of cheeseburgers....
ilikeemsmall 4
It's ok, OP. Some of us don't care one way or the other. Don't listen to the "boob job" people either, small and natural is way better than fake.
Erindub 0
Get the **** over it. I lug around DD boobs all day long dealing with the stares and comments and back aches...you don't see me on here FMLing.
crzymxican 0
Implants in mexico are cheap! Just dont drink the water down there lol
xoxomary 0
its ok. im 20 and my boobs are small, my dad's side of the fam. thanks to my mom, i have a decent size butt for a skinny person. =)
varkey 7
some guys don't like girls who can barely walk because they have a pair of bowling balls... i'm sure you can find many guys who like you YDI for being sad that about something you should be happy about
FMLephant 2
Small boobs are hotter than large. Real or fake.
Sprocket 5
OP could be worried about her ability to produce breast milk when/if she had a child - maybe explains the aversion to implants. ... or more realistically, she doesn't practice what she preaches. >3<
ydi_4_suking 20
i prefer to be held further from her heart and have something to grab
schoolsuck 8
I smell a breast surgery