Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML
Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML
Today, I went out with my boyfriend and thought I'd wear two bras under my singlet-top to make my chest look bigger. Upon leaving Target, one of the security guards noticed the extra straps and accused me of shoplifting. I had to spend the next 20 minutes explaining the situation to security. FML
Today, I was trying on bras in a shop when a little kid stuck their head under my stall. I was completely topless and completely surprised when they asked if I was their mommy. I'm 16. FML
Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML
Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
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Elamdri 0
All you need is a handful. I'm just sayin. Besides, I'd take tiny, natural boobs over big, fake boobs any day.
ds576 0
Hey, there's nothing wrong with smaller boobs...I think my girlfriend's a-cups are the sexiest things out there!
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Comments (178)
randomchick1901 0
haha!! Thattt sucks. but it's kinda funny. rofl
wowthatshorrible_fml 0
did any1 notice they said mabye no maybe
xxjordan715xx 17
hahaha I'm 14 and have D's
Shookitup 0
Doesn't seem like it ^^^
DeathMaple 3
agreed ^^^
agentx52 13
also agreed ^^^
vadaaa 11
144- Wow, congratulations! You must be so proud.
WendlaMimii 0
I wish I had smaller boobs...
Waxy5 2
Don't say that #2 did you ever watch that skit dave chappelle did about women with big boobs? lol
summerguy97 16
Small bones girls want big boobs, while big booted girls want somewhat smaller boobs...The Struggle.
hdhillon 10
Yeah I know me too I have 32DD
effmailyfe 0
Well, did you try their girls' section?
bridgetheartsyou 0
ouchh. don't shop there again!
Adamantoise 0
Boob job anyone?
neshad 0
And you should pay for it!!!
Bloodyskull 13
Nothing wrong with small, natural breasts. As long as they are a handful, they are good enough for most people.
Bob13_fml 0
some guys like smaller boobs...
The_Marine_2011 0
I prefer small boobs :D B=Best hahaha
The_Marine_2011 0
I prefer small boobs :D B=Best hahaha
mario20031 11
Some guys perhaps do, but in this world there aren't any guys like that :D
Compwiz1993 0
Send her to azkaban
hp_obsessed 0
That is a wonderful idea! The dementors will love her!
mrhahn530 0
Small boobs are awesome, be happy!
Elamdri 0
All you need is a handful. I'm just sayin. Besides, I'd take tiny, natural boobs over big, fake boobs any day.
Calaura9 0
Hopefully you make up for it with a nice round ass...