Anonymous
United States
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML
Leashaness
United States
Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML
Jessica
Romania
Today, at 21 years of age, my doctor confirmed that I am, indeed, going bald. It wouldn't be such a bad thing, even expected, if I wasn't a woman. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
Anonymous
Walking Dead
Today, my doctor informed me I was a fascinating patient. Why? I have "more health issues than a patient my age should." I'm 26. FML
yerface
United States
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Anonymous
Gender bending
Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
Savannah
Spring Hill, United States
Ethics in medecine
Today, I went to the doctor for a suspicious lump under my armpit, so he suggested a breast examination. While pressing all over them he said, "We're gonna have to send you for an X-ray because you have the most lumpy breasts I've ever felt in my life." FML
random
El Paso, United States
Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML
Anonymous
Pancevo, Serbia
Today, I was told I'll need a hysterectomy. I'm barely 22. My doctor said "You probably wanted kids, huh? That's gonna be rough!" FML
Top comments
Freeze_fml 17
It's okay. Some girl was dreaming about having a penis a while ago.
rocker_chick23 27
The OP could have gynecomastia which is the growth of abnormally large breasts in males. It is due to the excess growth of breast tissue, not excess fat tissue. My friend had it when he was younger due to anabolic steroid abuse and had to get them reduced.
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Comments (78)
Freeze_fml 17
It's okay. Some girl was dreaming about having a penis a while ago.
turtlemansam 6
1- hahah man FML is getting more messed up every day.
FFML_314 12
Freeze, I don't know why you insist on telling everyone my business!
dragonxfly 0
pics or it's surgery..
nappyBic 0
don't get in trouble and go to prison
knibbsy 4
Two wrongs don't make a right. Three lefts do. With that said, it is absolutely heinous for a 20 year old man to have large boobs, regardless of whether or not some other chick wants a dick. Now tell the OP he needs to work on his mangina and he will be set.
IHaveThePower 18
Dude, OP has a large chest because of a medical condition. It happens to a lot of guys. Sexual variation in humans is way more wide-ranging than people think, and you're usually born with it, it's not some kind of moral failing.
MrHankey0123 0
then exercise. problem solved fatty.
imaginaryvoice 18
Did you explain to him that you're in the middle of your sex change?
unidentified_sta 5
You're part way to being a woman, FINISH THINGS UP!
guiltypleasure12 0
knibbsy on my list you will never go.(:
MrHankey0123 0
hey comment moderators you just moderated one of my comments because I informed the op that this was not an fml. **** you for turning fml into a place where no one can comment or express their thoughts without fear of being moderated or banned. your ruining fml so go ahead and moderate this. fyl for being so power hungry
Freeze_fml 17
No one cares about your moderated comment.
bummervacation 10
Haha you remember that FML too? Lmao
FFML_314 12
They're ruining FML? No, they are keeping the idiots off of this site. If it weren't for them, there would be no site. Why don't you click on, "our rules" and read it before you press send? Don't get all heated at the moderators just because you can't follow the rules. If people weren't allowed to express themselves on here, there would be no comments. Idiot. Edit: Your comment wasn't even moderated you moron.
imemerald 3
too funny Freeze; I was thinking the same!
javihippo 0
win
sixtimessix 0
lol 27 I hope they don't moderate your comments to show what a **** up you are.
TNB_xACiDiC 0
LOL!!!!!
Graawr 7
*salutes at freeze* <3
Peacemaker9 7
lol 60 win * salutes to freeze as well* owned my a doctor man that's sad
black_knight402 0
someday those moobs will help you, believe it or not.
FFML_314 12
How does Freezes ass taste guys?
travisrocker 0
today I went to the doctor who told me I have an unusialy large penis.... I am a 20 yr old female that would be an fml
rudiznell 0
better go pick out a DD
parii 0
man you guys bitch alot.
KingDingALing 9
Well...look on the bright side OP, you just saved money on breast implants! :D It's time for you to go bra shopping! Don't forget to buy a sports bra so that your big boobs dont jiggle when you go jogging.
MarkSeattle 0
life is a bitch ****...
mddinsmore 0
pics or it didn't happen?
emilee0987 0
MOOBS!!!
juliaannw 11
maybe u should go ahead n go through the whole gender transformation process :p
daveanthony33 0
gross
nayeliz 0
what size of bra would u be??? lol
rhanana 0
i don't know but I'm guessing he'd need a major push up bra
amayalives4music 1
Probably very big....sorry to say.
ohmygoodnex 0
You could... use an ace bandage?
uwishucouldfyl 0
what if it's a skinny guy with fat breasts
SaRah_In_LoVe 0
Lmao just think about how much money us girls pay get a chest like that :p
rhanana 0
yeah...what girl doesn't want her own pair of giant, flobby moobs. Or man for that matter!
Stupified 0
Op you need to go to the moobie theatre and get some popcorn so you can relax. Tit's no big deal, just excercise! Unless you have a medical contition then your life is ****** til it's fixed.
fits138 0
lol!
ymonkey96 0
lmao the was so corny
mostlybroken12 0
wow, um, wow.
ohthebloodygore 16
Wow, um, wow. You're an idiot, your brain can't even process simple words other than 'wow'.
Ashleexx 0
calm your farm buddy
turtles1321 0
126 doubt that you in pic but whoreeeeeeeeeeeeee
ImfromCanada 0
rofl
BeachPanda 0
moobs
caliangel 0
lol
otheriBlair 0
lmao