Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, more time goes by, more I’m going to have to accept that my 13 year-old sister is going to end up with size DD boobs, possibly even bigger, meanwhile I'm turning 25 this year and my boobs are stubbornly stuck at a B. Life ain’t fair. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, it occurred to me that it’s not normal that I still fit into all my clothes from when I was in high school. I’m 24 and I haven’t outgrown any of my clothes since I was 12. FML
Today, I'm a 23 year-old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
Today, my mother gave me a dress she'd made for herself at twenty five. I’m seventeen. It fits around the stomach but is gappy all around my butt and boobs. Thank you for reinforcing my theory that I’m somehow both flat and fat at the same time, mom. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, when I was a teen, I felt inferior for being flat-chested. So I got a boob job. As an adult, I started yoga and meditation. Then I felt foolish for not embracing my natural self and having plastic stuff in me. Got the implants out. Now I'm happy with my looks but have nerve damage from the procedures. FML
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a7x_RoCk3r 12
At least your not dolly parton.
DocBastard 40
Godsuncle, just because she's turned on by nerds she can't be hot? Look up her profile, you ass wrinkle. She's quite cute.
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Comments (669)
Stupidpeopleanno 5
Oh ****, sorry nerds. Probably should've thought about that. *facepalm* I never said anything!
Decodedman 1
Nothing wrong with getting breast implants, a long as you get then because you want to and not because someone else wants yout to have 'em. My gf keeps commenting that she wants implants, and I keep telling her I prefer her the way she is. I could care less because she has perfect nipples. Mmm, nipples.... (Dammit. That happens every time.)
nerdsgetmehot 23
Oh yeah? How would you suggest that I come up with thousands of dollars for implants? :(
Decodedman 1
Not saying you SHOULD get implants..only that there's nothing wrong with getting them if it's your choice, for your own reasons. As for how you can afford them...you come off as an intelligent person. You work hard, save money, and in a few years down the road, buy 'em (if you wanted them).
daddyG90 0
dam cheer up nothing wrong wit tht
funoneemily 0
maybe you a dude??
nerdsgetmehot 23
No.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
206, Nerdsgetmehot is a WOMAN, dumfuk.
xmusketeer 0
as long as your pretty
nerdsgetmehot 23
I'll let you be the judge of that.
deadpool91 0
yes very
jrod45 0
breast size doesn't matter. the guys that care about size are douches. sorry for the language
daddyG90 0
yea but guyz got their problem with wishing some parts were bigger im i rite o wat
hedgerow 0
c-c-c-combo breakers galore
amberlove94 0
get fatter or boob job to at least a B
nerdsgetmehot 23
No thank you.
MoosieBoyy 0
damn... breast implants babe :) but don't worry some guy will love you for you and your small boobs :)
nerdsgetmehot 23
I do have a man who loves my small boobs. And I don't want implants. :)
ex_stripper_jk 20
then, why, pray tell, are you FML-ing, doll? if you're happy with what you look like and have a man who's happy, too, then what's this whole FML even about? are you just fishing for compliments???
gummibehrs 4
Because she wants to post one and has every right to do it.
nerdsgetmehot 23
No, I'm not fishing for compliments. I'm not happy with my body all the time; I'm not even happy with it HALF the time. But there are times when I look in the mirror and realize that I'm basically proportionate, so it's not a big deal. Those times are less common than when I look in the mirror and feel hideous. Having a man who loves me and loves my body (who doesn't just "accept" my small chest but is legitimately attracted to it) helps, but it's not a cure-all for my problems. The doubt about my appearance is still there.