Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, more time goes by, more I’m going to have to accept that my 13 year-old sister is going to end up with size DD boobs, possibly even bigger, meanwhile I'm turning 25 this year and my boobs are stubbornly stuck at a B. Life ain’t fair. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, it occurred to me that it’s not normal that I still fit into all my clothes from when I was in high school. I’m 24 and I haven’t outgrown any of my clothes since I was 12. FML
Today, I'm a 23 year-old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
Today, my mother gave me a dress she'd made for herself at twenty five. I’m seventeen. It fits around the stomach but is gappy all around my butt and boobs. Thank you for reinforcing my theory that I’m somehow both flat and fat at the same time, mom. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, when I was a teen, I felt inferior for being flat-chested. So I got a boob job. As an adult, I started yoga and meditation. Then I felt foolish for not embracing my natural self and having plastic stuff in me. Got the implants out. Now I'm happy with my looks but have nerve damage from the procedures. FML
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a7x_RoCk3r 12
At least your not dolly parton.
DocBastard 40
Godsuncle, just because she's turned on by nerds she can't be hot? Look up her profile, you ass wrinkle. She's quite cute.
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Comments (669)
higgy6969 7
no boob farking for your boyfriend I guess
nerdsgetmehot 23
#397 My boyfriend loves my boobs.
LilMissSpoiled 0
try vs online dey have a miraculous bra dat adds 2 cup sizes
sk3l370n 0
nerds are all youre gonna get
nerdsgetmehot 23
#399 And I honestly have no problem with that.
docscientist 10
Such a shame, she's going to have to date successful people.
christharp 0
:-( dont sweat it so much n find things thy compliment u
iMuffinTop 0
stuff it!
barniclest 0
hell 103 ur cute! if ur ever in germany feel free to get in touche
0bscured_1 0
is your bmi in the positives?
missjet 0
most 12 year old were Aldult sizes
Dark_Charizard 0
Because 12 year olds only care about their look. I knew a girl who stuffed her bra.. It looked so horrible.. and slutty.
underpaid011 0
my girl has a 32A bra. I'm marrying her anyway. boob size is not important, the person is.
wachin 0
You look amazing! By far my favorite female body type is the fit,athletic, small breasted woman (although I like all the female body types). Big boobs can be kinda gross sometimes, I really get tired of cleavage everywhere I go, like a butt crack on your chest. Look at it this way, you can always make them larger were as most woman can't have them like yours. Enjoy them and remember, God doesn't make mistakes. :-)