Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, more time goes by, more I’m going to have to accept that my 13 year-old sister is going to end up with size DD boobs, possibly even bigger, meanwhile I'm turning 25 this year and my boobs are stubbornly stuck at a B. Life ain’t fair. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, it occurred to me that it’s not normal that I still fit into all my clothes from when I was in high school. I’m 24 and I haven’t outgrown any of my clothes since I was 12. FML
Today, I'm a 23 year-old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
Today, my mother gave me a dress she'd made for herself at twenty five. I’m seventeen. It fits around the stomach but is gappy all around my butt and boobs. Thank you for reinforcing my theory that I’m somehow both flat and fat at the same time, mom. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, when I was a teen, I felt inferior for being flat-chested. So I got a boob job. As an adult, I started yoga and meditation. Then I felt foolish for not embracing my natural self and having plastic stuff in me. Got the implants out. Now I'm happy with my looks but have nerve damage from the procedures. FML
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a7x_RoCk3r 12
At least your not dolly parton.
DocBastard 40
Godsuncle, just because she's turned on by nerds she can't be hot? Look up her profile, you ass wrinkle. She's quite cute.
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docscientist 10
Oh man, the doctor told me I already have too much cheese in my diet.
Brennanrulez 0
your an idiot. training bras are FLAT, there for girl WITHOUT boobs to wear so that an actual bra is less uncomfortable. im a ******* guy and a training bra fits me (it was halloween) its amazing the stupid things people post on this site for attention
docscientist 10
Maybe, just maybe she was using HYPERBOLE for driving the point home. It's a literary device. Read more so you can begin to understand the finer points of written language.
5t3ff1k4h 47
You're** Training* therefore* ***other grammatical errors I don't feel like correcting*** more comfortable* -- less uncomfortable sounds awkward because of the double negative I'm* Halloween).** It's** ***more grammatical errors*** attention.* So, who's the idiot?
docscientist 10
Just because you face insecurities doesn't mean you can't recognize the issue. You can give advice and support and still face those same demons yourself. It's not contradictory or hypocritical. On top of that, we aren't superheroes, our moods and confidence levels fluctuate even throughout the day.
Totenglocke 0
Nerds, I went to your youtube and you are GORGEOUS. If you don't have boobs, who cares - your pretty face and great personality more than make up for it!
Raditude 0
you sound like my kinda girl. can I have your number?
JinSaysNever_fml 0
that sucks.
colebc321 0
hia everybody
LilMissSpoiled 0
wish i was u i wear a 32d n it drives me crazy
panzer1102 0
Give it time, I went up to full B between 21-24 :) there is hope!!!!
helloletsgo 0
likewise.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#394 My mom was just as flat as I am and that didn't change, so I highly doubt that I will get some magical boob growth spurt. :P
SirPlagueRat 6
So what if you have small boobs? You're adorable and awesome.