Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, more time goes by, more I’m going to have to accept that my 13 year-old sister is going to end up with size DD boobs, possibly even bigger, meanwhile I'm turning 25 this year and my boobs are stubbornly stuck at a B. Life ain’t fair. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, it occurred to me that it’s not normal that I still fit into all my clothes from when I was in high school. I’m 24 and I haven’t outgrown any of my clothes since I was 12. FML
Today, I'm a 23 year-old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
Today, my mother gave me a dress she'd made for herself at twenty five. I’m seventeen. It fits around the stomach but is gappy all around my butt and boobs. Thank you for reinforcing my theory that I’m somehow both flat and fat at the same time, mom. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, when I was a teen, I felt inferior for being flat-chested. So I got a boob job. As an adult, I started yoga and meditation. Then I felt foolish for not embracing my natural self and having plastic stuff in me. Got the implants out. Now I'm happy with my looks but have nerve damage from the procedures. FML
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a7x_RoCk3r 12
At least your not dolly parton.
DocBastard 40
Godsuncle, just because she's turned on by nerds she can't be hot? Look up her profile, you ass wrinkle. She's quite cute.
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Comments (669)
theoriginalM 0
least u ain't got craters. lmao
ice723 5
no worries i bet they look cute on your body and just accept what god gave you
NerdFighterC 0
Consider yourself lucky, hun. I wish I was flat...(No, really, I do.)
skinollie 0
as long as you got a cute face, I would take you out ;)
redtigerlily 5
I love having smaller boobs. they probably aren't as small as yours, but they are cute and perky. And I can wear a tank top without a bra. Which I find to be secretly sexy.
IsH3092 0
damn
5t3ff1k4h 47
98 - Small boobs does not equate to being male. Small breasted women are in fact just that - WOMEN.
abby1029 8
woow.. thats sux ..
Medic3 4
From your photo, you look just fine, Nerds, but if you are really disturbed and looking for "just a little more" run your favorite search engine for breast augmentation using your own fat stem cells. Unlike other "fat injections," the stem cells "activated" from your own fat allow them to develop a blood supply in the breast, resulting in a moderately larger, natural breast. Typical, old school fat injections tend to simply get reabsorbed and not stay in place. Not advertising, but just passing it along as an advance in cosmetic surgeries (the FDA process is easier for cosmetic v. other types of surgery, although a similar process is also in human trials for skin healing following burns). Your choices aren't just "bubbles or boards".
5t3ff1k4h 47
466 - Wouldn't that still be at least relatively expensive, though? Most people can't afford the "bubble chest" look and I assume this "new and improved" thing won't be far from the implant cost. Either way, I don't think Nerds is considering changing herself since she's perfect the way she is.