Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, more time goes by, more I’m going to have to accept that my 13 year-old sister is going to end up with size DD boobs, possibly even bigger, meanwhile I'm turning 25 this year and my boobs are stubbornly stuck at a B. Life ain’t fair. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, it occurred to me that it’s not normal that I still fit into all my clothes from when I was in high school. I’m 24 and I haven’t outgrown any of my clothes since I was 12. FML
Today, I'm a 23 year-old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
Today, my mother gave me a dress she'd made for herself at twenty five. I’m seventeen. It fits around the stomach but is gappy all around my butt and boobs. Thank you for reinforcing my theory that I’m somehow both flat and fat at the same time, mom. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, when I was a teen, I felt inferior for being flat-chested. So I got a boob job. As an adult, I started yoga and meditation. Then I felt foolish for not embracing my natural self and having plastic stuff in me. Got the implants out. Now I'm happy with my looks but have nerve damage from the procedures. FML
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a7x_RoCk3r 12
At least your not dolly parton.
DocBastard 40
Godsuncle, just because she's turned on by nerds she can't be hot? Look up her profile, you ass wrinkle. She's quite cute.
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Comments (669)
006ruler 0
start taking steroids, maybe it'll do to you what it does to guys.
gummibehrs 4
Shrink her balls?
xxceliaxx14 0
I'm pretty :) that's all us girls need ;)
abstract101 0
flat chested can be sexy. don't follow stereotypes.
WJCool 0
this is a copy
nerdsgetmehot 23
#509 It's not a fake, though. It's real. It's just that I'm not the only one with small chest who has happened to post an FML about it.
ChaoticJaela11 1
Boobs should not affect how you view yourself unless you have medical problems. Everyone is beautiful. & It doesn't matter what size bra you wear, you should be confident. You're lovely. Love yourself. Sizes
jigiwithit 0
don't worry baby, I reckon that more than a mouth full is a waste.... I personally love small breasts. I work in the medical field and see a lot of small breasts being enlarged but always think they are nice as they are before surgery
Arena58 0
that sucks look on the bright side some guys like it I guess!
jojo1414_fml 0
im 13 and have like AA bra but dont worry do what i do shake off the bad stuff and show them you ar so much better than they think you are. and if a guy dosnt want to be with you cuz of your boobs than i wouldnt be a meaning realitionship
123vat 0
plastic sugerey ????
you_guys_r_fails 0
god I hope ur a guy
nerdsgetmehot 23
#517 Wow. I'm a girl and still lovely, thanks.