Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, more time goes by, more I’m going to have to accept that my 13 year-old sister is going to end up with size DD boobs, possibly even bigger, meanwhile I'm turning 25 this year and my boobs are stubbornly stuck at a B. Life ain’t fair. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, it occurred to me that it’s not normal that I still fit into all my clothes from when I was in high school. I’m 24 and I haven’t outgrown any of my clothes since I was 12. FML
Today, I'm a 23 year-old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
Today, my mother gave me a dress she'd made for herself at twenty five. I’m seventeen. It fits around the stomach but is gappy all around my butt and boobs. Thank you for reinforcing my theory that I’m somehow both flat and fat at the same time, mom. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, when I was a teen, I felt inferior for being flat-chested. So I got a boob job. As an adult, I started yoga and meditation. Then I felt foolish for not embracing my natural self and having plastic stuff in me. Got the implants out. Now I'm happy with my looks but have nerve damage from the procedures. FML
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a7x_RoCk3r 12
At least your not dolly parton.
DocBastard 40
Godsuncle, just because she's turned on by nerds she can't be hot? Look up her profile, you ass wrinkle. She's quite cute.
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perdix 31
You know, if NERDS really get you hot then you should have no problem, even if you are as flat as a board. Nerds are extremely desperate for female attention, so a cute girl like you will make them **** in their pants.
Glidefedt 6
YDI gor being a skinny prick through puberty, skinny girls get tiny ****, all biology, so start eating, skeleton.
nerdsgetmehot 23
First of all, I'm not a skeleton. I'm 110 pounds, which is perfectly healthy for a 5'4" woman. Second of all, I was not skinny during puberty. I've slimmed down to a normal weight now that I've gotten older (hence my boobs have gotten smaller), but I was not a skinny chick during that mess that people like to call puberty. Also, despite currently being a healthy/slim weight, I eat plenty.
gummibehrs 4
It's called genetics, douchebag. Some people have fast metabolism, some don't. And I'd rather be a skeleton than an asshole.
15thPrestige 0
Atleast your boobs won't make sound when you ride my ****.
nerdsgetmehot 23
No thank you.
15thPrestige 0
It's worth a try.
nerdsgetmehot 23
I already have a sweet ride.
nanaprincess 7
you furreal are lucky. I'm a 38 F and my life is hell. my back hurts all the time, it makes it hard to breathe, and it hurts when you run. don't complain.
clashcloud 3
or he'll buy her some boobs
clashcloud 3
ishe Asian
Sharpie_08 0
get a boob job! you sound gross!! barf!!
docscientist 10
Why are you allowed to mate?
nerdsgetmehot 23
#363 I am far from gross.
gummibehrs 4
How does that make her gross? At least she's not a raging dumbass like yourself.
Norwegian_Wood 4
Nerds, you are really pretty, and seem like a pretty cool person. Don't sweat it too much. Everyone is allowed to have days where they feel badly about themselves, but don't let it get you down. Believe me, large is pretty painful as a lot of others have said. And a lot of really cute shirts don't fit, or if they do, wind up looking really slutty. (Never a good thing, in my opinion... ) Anyway, you'll definitely also save a fortune on bras. They're ridiculously expensive anyway.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Aw, thank you! I've been trying not to let it get me down lately as my body has it's other good points. :) The downside is that I'm a 32AAA, which means that an XS in a lot of tops is too big because of my chest...So I actually have trouble finding cute tops for the opposite reason that big-chested women have. Oh well! :P And like you said, bras are hella expensive! I can just go wild and free.
nancita 0
at least ur not fat with no boobz... think about that... and if u do want to get fake onez dnt go to big...
richardcard82 5
boob job honey