Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, more time goes by, more I’m going to have to accept that my 13 year-old sister is going to end up with size DD boobs, possibly even bigger, meanwhile I'm turning 25 this year and my boobs are stubbornly stuck at a B. Life ain’t fair. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, it occurred to me that it’s not normal that I still fit into all my clothes from when I was in high school. I’m 24 and I haven’t outgrown any of my clothes since I was 12. FML
Today, I'm a 23 year-old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
Today, my mother gave me a dress she'd made for herself at twenty five. I’m seventeen. It fits around the stomach but is gappy all around my butt and boobs. Thank you for reinforcing my theory that I’m somehow both flat and fat at the same time, mom. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, when I was a teen, I felt inferior for being flat-chested. So I got a boob job. As an adult, I started yoga and meditation. Then I felt foolish for not embracing my natural self and having plastic stuff in me. Got the implants out. Now I'm happy with my looks but have nerve damage from the procedures. FML
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a7x_RoCk3r 12
At least your not dolly parton.
DocBastard 40
Godsuncle, just because she's turned on by nerds she can't be hot? Look up her profile, you ass wrinkle. She's quite cute.
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ex_stripper_jk 20
You know, I once knew a stripper who not only had a chest that was practically concave, but her whole body was somewhat boyish- straight hips, bushy eyebrows, skinny legs. Yet she still made BANK because she'd mastered the art of flirtation and knew how to use what other assets she still had. Sex appeal is more about attitude than flaunting your lady lumps. And yes, Nerds, you are indeed adorable. You will be just fine in life, dear.
jager88 0
small boobs aren't a bad thing! be proud of em cause alotta guys like them. myself included
jbunzie 6
i know how you feel :p
Medic3 4
467- I suspect that the cost would be similar to traditional implants, but with a more "normal" result. I did preface this with "if she wanted" and am a big proponent of natural of any size over the saline or silicone implants, as many here appear to be. Nerds may be happy with herself as she is on most days, or may simply be accepting, or downright upset about it; but what it comes down to is that it is her choice within her means. This is another option and since it was being skipped over, I just wanted to bring it up. Affording cosmetic surgery can be a challenge, although if it means enough to the recipient, they can typically find additional income or budget savings. Heck, she could try to gather the funding via something like Kickstarter and offer photos to the contributors. I'm not saying that she should, just that she could. If changing her body is an important goal to her, and physically possible, there are plenty of creative ways to make the money needed.
dino111 0
er.... I'm assuming you are female? just checking, otherwise this would be an FML on a totally different level
brunettebaby98 0
then get a boob job
Popknot 0
damn. Thats gotta suck
nerdsgetmehot 23
#479 It's really not that bad. I'm proportionate.
giggletildeath 0
really? I would rather be flat chested. I'm 11 and a size 34c
lsufootball 0
don't worry OP I'm pretty flat chested too, of course I am a guy though..
ilivetoballitup 0
I'm 12 and in a 32b! your life does suck!
5t3ff1k4h 47
I don't normally wish horrors upon people, but since you're an asshole and I'm sick of those stupid "in your face comments", I seriously hope your boobs don't stop growing and you end up with back pain for the rest of your life. Who cares what size you are? Honestly, guys don't care that much. Boobs aren't everything, and if that's what you're convinced of you're going to end up used and abused. Have you heard of Heidi Montag? I suggest you google her.