Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, more time goes by, more I’m going to have to accept that my 13 year-old sister is going to end up with size DD boobs, possibly even bigger, meanwhile I'm turning 25 this year and my boobs are stubbornly stuck at a B. Life ain’t fair. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, it occurred to me that it’s not normal that I still fit into all my clothes from when I was in high school. I’m 24 and I haven’t outgrown any of my clothes since I was 12. FML
Today, I'm a 23 year-old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
Today, my mother gave me a dress she'd made for herself at twenty five. I’m seventeen. It fits around the stomach but is gappy all around my butt and boobs. Thank you for reinforcing my theory that I’m somehow both flat and fat at the same time, mom. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, when I was a teen, I felt inferior for being flat-chested. So I got a boob job. As an adult, I started yoga and meditation. Then I felt foolish for not embracing my natural self and having plastic stuff in me. Got the implants out. Now I'm happy with my looks but have nerve damage from the procedures. FML
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a7x_RoCk3r 12
At least your not dolly parton.
DocBastard 40
Godsuncle, just because she's turned on by nerds she can't be hot? Look up her profile, you ass wrinkle. She's quite cute.
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RainbowHeadache 2
I think big boobs are nice looking, but hey they're just sacks of fat. Besides for babies, boobs have no function. It's just media glorification. If everyone had horns people would compare the size of their horns. :]
RainbowHeadache 2
I think big boobs are nice looking, but hey they're just sacks of fat. Besides for babies, boobs have no function. It's just media glorification. If everyone had horns people would compare the size of their horns. :]
perdix 31
If you have a great ass, lots of guys can forgive small boobs. Make sure you show off that boo-tay and you'll get all the attention you want.
alpaquette91 9
Did you check to see if you got a package.... In your pants... Might explain more...
paradox89 0
haha bust enhancements babe. guess you really need them badly
nerdsgetmehot 23
No, I don't "need" them. Not every girl wants to look like Malibu Barbie.
15thPrestige 0
You can comment on your own post?
dramaababyy 0
soooo time for some fake boobies? i think so! yay for plastic:)
7th_fml 3
So? You do however, have nice eyes, and that's far more attractive. Also, Hogwarts FTW.
fuckme93 0
you should hit me up
aldenalexa 0
hey I'm 12 and I wear a DD. and I'm white. what's wrong with you?
nerdsgetmehot 23
There's nothing wrong with me.
Want_ToBe_Normal 0
@340. You left out that you are 4'8" and weigh 350 lbs.
jess6blondie9 3
340 - you should be asking yourself that.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Un-*******-believable.
gummibehrs 4
There's nothing wrong with her. Not everyone has to be like you, #340. A world where everyone has breast implants and lobotomies would be horrifying.
RainbowHeadache 2
And gaining weight wouldn't help all the time. I know a lot of bigger girls with tiny breasts. Altering your entire appearance because you want to change one thing about yourself is ridiculous. Nerds is beautiful as she is.