Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, more time goes by, more I’m going to have to accept that my 13 year-old sister is going to end up with size DD boobs, possibly even bigger, meanwhile I'm turning 25 this year and my boobs are stubbornly stuck at a B. Life ain’t fair. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, it occurred to me that it’s not normal that I still fit into all my clothes from when I was in high school. I’m 24 and I haven’t outgrown any of my clothes since I was 12. FML
Today, I'm a 23 year-old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
Today, my mother gave me a dress she'd made for herself at twenty five. I’m seventeen. It fits around the stomach but is gappy all around my butt and boobs. Thank you for reinforcing my theory that I’m somehow both flat and fat at the same time, mom. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, when I was a teen, I felt inferior for being flat-chested. So I got a boob job. As an adult, I started yoga and meditation. Then I felt foolish for not embracing my natural self and having plastic stuff in me. Got the implants out. Now I'm happy with my looks but have nerve damage from the procedures. FML
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a7x_RoCk3r 12
At least your not dolly parton.
DocBastard 40
Godsuncle, just because she's turned on by nerds she can't be hot? Look up her profile, you ass wrinkle. She's quite cute.
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Comments (669)
vystral 0
Some men (myself included) actually prefer small breasts.
krip 2
Boobs aren't everything. A pretty face and a good personality go a long way, which looks like you have the pretty face.
Petey31 0
eat chicken with hormones. that'll help
Mach10 0
and?
Steve95401 49
Nerds Get Me Hot - I think you're beautiful! Don't change a thing about yourself.
5t3ff1k4h 47
SirEBC - I don't usually comment on every one of them and didn't see this FML until today. In any event, I don't recall mentioning often if at all what size I actually am; my comments on any given FML don't automatically mean I'm in a similar situation. Assuming is typically not a good thing. That said, why would you go buy a bra that will supposedly boost your cup size my two whole cups? I can see a bra with a little extra padding, sure, but two whole cup sizes? False advertising doesn't get you anywhere and if you haven't got anything to "push up", you'll end up feeling worse in that particular bra. Whatever happened to being happy with who you are? You don't see guys with small dicks looking for padding that will make their dick look six inches bigger. Or, maybe you do... but I certainly haven't seen them.
helloletsgo 0
become a personal trainer or swimmer. big busted people struggle in those jobs
oklaboy99 0
Go on date with me.
flub1113 0
Small boobs are much better than big ones. Don't worry about it that's not why someone should like you.
texanmike 0
just get a sex change and start lifting weights?
nerdsgetmehot 23
#426 I am so tired of these stupid suggestions. I have small boobs, which means that I'm also a slim woman.