Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, more time goes by, more I’m going to have to accept that my 13 year-old sister is going to end up with size DD boobs, possibly even bigger, meanwhile I'm turning 25 this year and my boobs are stubbornly stuck at a B. Life ain’t fair. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, it occurred to me that it’s not normal that I still fit into all my clothes from when I was in high school. I’m 24 and I haven’t outgrown any of my clothes since I was 12. FML
Today, I'm a 23 year-old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
Today, my mother gave me a dress she'd made for herself at twenty five. I’m seventeen. It fits around the stomach but is gappy all around my butt and boobs. Thank you for reinforcing my theory that I’m somehow both flat and fat at the same time, mom. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, when I was a teen, I felt inferior for being flat-chested. So I got a boob job. As an adult, I started yoga and meditation. Then I felt foolish for not embracing my natural self and having plastic stuff in me. Got the implants out. Now I'm happy with my looks but have nerve damage from the procedures. FML
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a7x_RoCk3r 12
At least your not dolly parton.
DocBastard 40
Godsuncle, just because she's turned on by nerds she can't be hot? Look up her profile, you ass wrinkle. She's quite cute.
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Comments (669)
FudgeInMyLife 3
This is the most deserving FML. sorry OP
nerdsgetmehot 23
Thanks, I guess...
bigjohnny 3
thats so sexy. I love little tiny *******
triggerit 5
me too
emoloveninja420 0
that's when you need breast implants lmao
sapphirenite 0
Don't worry I was like that till late twenties
jayAZ 3
well, start saving ur money. obviously this bugs you, can't you find a mate in which likes you for who you are...not what ya have?
nerdsgetmehot 23
#436 What bugs me the most is that people assume that a guy can't love me for what I have as well-- why can't my man be attracted to my itty bitty *******? It's a bit hurtful that most people assume that small boobs can't be attractive.
TyrannicalSkunk 0
Not only are implants expensive, but there is a health risk. They cost a lot to upkeep, and there is a risk that comes with it. My aunt died of an infection behind an implant. It's not common, but it does happen. Plus, different guys like different types of girls, and tiny-breast lovers exist. If a man loves you or leaves you for your breasts of any size, he's not worth having.
justintime66451 2
I may be in the minority, but I prefer small chested women!!!
markel44 0
Hell, I'd still hit it.
ampeg500 2
As long as you have a decent ass, you'll be just fine.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Not to brag or anything, but I do have a glorious ass.
froob 0
well there you go then.
mongoose80 4
Breasts are for babies; an ass is for a man.
wuggles 0
there is nothing wrong with small ones! all are great!
ancora 1
I'm 26 and essentially flat-chested. Sure I sometimes wish I was more "blessed" in that regard, but a lot of guys truly don't care (and if they do, they don't deserve someone like you). It's not something to feel bad about...you're perfect the way you are. You'll have the option of saving hundreds (or thousands) of dollars on bras over the course of your life, your boobs won't hurt when you run, and your back won't kill you. I've had large-chested women tell me they'd trade their back problems for a flat chest any day. As far as clothes not fitting well, it sucks, but you'll find something that works for you (and since you have a glorious ass, I'm sure you can rock it). Almost no one is perfectly proportioned (or perfect by society's standards in general). I hope you accept yourself as beautiful the way you are, cause there is no reason why you shouldn't. It's easy to compare yourself to someone else and see all the things you'd like to change in yourself, but I bet you the person you're comparing yourself to looks at you the same way. I tried finding an old post (and failed) from "Best of Craigslist" where a man goes on a super long rant talking about how all shapes and sizes of breasts are glorious no matter the size or shape of the person who has them. Of course, he was asking for anonymous pictures too, but he claimed that he wanted to help women embrace and accept themselves (thus, not being picky about who or what he received). Even though he may have been a perv, maybe he had the right idea. Embrace yourself :)