Today, I was skiing in Vermont for the third day straight. Since I was getting very little sleep, on the top of the chairlift I let out a huge yawn, pulling a muscle in my face. As I slid down the ramp, everyone saw me thrashing my head around and making funny, painful faces as I fell down. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML
Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty. I was so caught off guard that I fell off. FML
Today, I went skiing for the very first time and spent more time falling down than actually skiing. Despite the fact that I'm up here in the mountains for another week with my family, I'm never trying that again. FML
Today, I went skiing with a friend of mine. He went first. I heard a loud *THUD* and went to investigate. When I went past him, he yelled, "I ran into a tree. I don't feel so good!" He said it in such a defeated and humorous way, that I crashed into a tree myself because I couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML
Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML
Today, I was skiing and crashed into a tree. It was the only tree on the slope. FML
Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
Today, I woke up with my face flying at the wall. A muscle spasm had caused me to pop out of bed. I'm now dealing with a concussion and sprained neck, thanks to an almost physically impossible feat. FML
Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML
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Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Isn't that how everyone normally skies in Vermont?
ouchthatsux 0
an average day in life for stephen hawking
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mikeyceroooo 0
that's kinda weird... but win!!!
greeneyedgoalie7 0
agreed, I would have died laughing for sure
ImaginaryFoe 1
How did you pull a muscle? They probably thought you were having a seizure or something.
DanceGirl01 0
the jaw can get out of line...resulting in a pulled muscle.
ImaginaryFoe 1
From a yawn? Damn that's messed up. Probably felt good until then, too. I love a great yawn.
cdogbeastman 0
BEAST-MODE [ON] OFF thats such a fail its a win
boyguydudemalema 0
at least ur rich enough to skii 3 days straight
shitbrix 0
don't u mean today I was skiing in Pennsylvania?
XDNurse 0
why she has to be stuck where she's from... she couldve been on vacation.... how stupid
shitbrix 0
op is a he
DanceGirl01 0
if this is who I think it is, then it was a school trip...skiing isn't that expensive anyway.
thelegomogte 3
yay! im in vermont!
kimcachu 0
I'm in Vermont, too! :D
login6437 0
Omg i like just did this. I was drivig home from school and i yawned for a long time then under my head by my chin I get hecka weird like it was tightening up or something.
Starfire22 5
Ouch! That sounds very painful OP! I hope you are ok, but why would you ski when your tired? That just sounds dangerous!
deathcab7 0
haha and I would be the one on the top of the mountain watching this all happen and laughing uncontrollably :D
ladiesman14 0
i pulled a muscle in ny face eating a girl once hurts like hell. and 1 time my thighs fell asleep sitting on the john. i think my penis fell asleep on the excercise bike at the gym too. either that or i left a 9 inch hot dog in my pants.
Vo0 0
That comment is made from 100% win hahahahahahaha.
k3500 0
this guys a douche
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Isn't that how everyone normally skies in Vermont?
xundria 5
This made me lulz. Thank you. haha
bluesclues72 0
you mean skii's, not skies.
caitastrophe 0
actually its skis. but thats just me being technical...
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
I know, but by the time I hit submit, checked my spelling, and tried to edit it, the time expired and this is what you get. That, and I felt too lazy to post a reply pointing out my mistake.
Metzler31 17
haha I know that so not funny but it made me laugh... and how do you pull a muscle in your face??
mrmystery96 0
this sounds more like a piece of hail hit the OP and they're blaming a pulled muscle.
buttshapedfruit 0
lol ow xD
kooner55 0
let's calm down bro
xundria 5
Lmao! Nice.
htownlove 0
lol weird
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
You do realize that guy passed away a while back, right? Because that makes your statement a hell of a lot funnier...
BurtonRyder 0
I hate getting those cramps, it's hurts so bad. what mountain were u riding