Today, after three weeks of hard work, I finally finished painting my room. Apparently my 6-year-old brother thought I wasn't done and that he should help me out. I now have little red handprints all over my white walls. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finished a big painting for art class. It's also the day my little brother decided it didn't have enough puke on it. FML
Today, while I was painting, my little nephew came in and started watching me. I left to clean my brushes. When I came back into the room, my nephew had spilled paint all over the carpet making a rainbow. It took me 5 hours to clean it up. FML
Today, I finished painting my living room. I had to leave the house in a rush. When I got home, I found smears of paint all around and the carpet crusted with paint that had dried. My cat had rubbed up against the walls and tracked it around. FML
Today, while setting up for a party I was having, I put black lights into our bathroom for the cool bright, neon color you get when you pee. When I turn them on to see where I need to continue cleaning, I see many, small, yellow hand prints on the walls. I have a nine year old brother. FML
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML
Today, it's been over a week since I started painting a mural on my bedroom wall. Turns out, I'm not as artistic as I thought, because my attempt at a serene landscape now looks more like a psychedelic nightmare. FML
Today, I was painting my bedroom walls, when I was struck with an uncontrollable bout of diarrhea. I had to watch helplessly from the en-suite bathroom as my 2 year old daughter painted a lovely picture for me, all over my new $500 sofa. FML
Today, I painted my daughter's room with the new paint we bought. It's an oil-based paint which hides all blemishes on the wall, but apparently makes me sick. I'm now throwing up everywhere, but at least the room looks good. FML
Today, I spent the afternoon painting my bedroom and was really pleased with how it turned out. When I moved the furniture back, I noticed a large patch behind the wardrobe I'd missed. The paint shop had closed, and I had no idea which shade I'd used. FML
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fluffywaspluka 7
Tell your visitors that they'll share the same, bloody fate if they mess with you.
SmokinGuns 13
Guess you caught him red handed...
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gavocado 8
At least your brother wants to help, my brothers on the other hand...
JennaNGood 21
Clearly he wanted to help because OP couldn't have been working that hard if painting a room took three weeks. I finished mine in two days.
nightbirdblue 27
#25 Maybe the room is bigger than most, OP had to paint in smaller sections because they had other things besides painting to be done, or maybe OP wasn't so actively doing it because it didn't matter that much to them...
clrichmond2009 24
or it was intricate and not just a standard paint job?
oHNoOitszGRAVE 2
Actually depending on what color the walls were previously, the wall could absorb the white leaving some color in parts, so you'll have to do it in sessions to get the full white on the wall
JMichael 26
Or, OP could have school or a job and not of had much time to paint her room. Just a thought here.
pinkster2014 25
ORRRR.... Eh, I got nothin.
fluffywaspluka 7
Tell your visitors that they'll share the same, bloody fate if they mess with you.
EpicRainbowzz 14
That's kind of cute, better than just splatters.
FangirlingAlways 14
Yeah. I think it could be a nice design.
amerw32 9
Except for the fact that they are red and look like bloody handprints
LexSwift 17
If you have him make clusters of red hand prints on the wall and then take brown paint and draw branches, it'll look like a cherry blossom tree; the red hands being the colorful flowers on the tree. I saw it online and it was amazingly gorgeous. I'm not sure how well the idea is coming through on text, though. If that's not appealing to you, well at least it's an easy fix and no one ended up hurt. Just paint over it and you're good to go. :)
SmokinGuns 13
Guess you caught him red handed...
mrhe3t 9
Nice.
PattonGilette2 18
LLL
sarcasticlover 30
maybe u could make the handprints look as if its a design...u could make the white walls look nice and colourful that way :)
UnicornFarts 15
You could always turn the red hand prints into turkeys.
lifeeeeee 7
Because we all love to have turkey's on our room walls.
KeeLady 20
He just wanted to give you a hand! :)
karlcolt45 19
red paint hand prints at 6, off white ... stains at 14. ...I will take the red handprints
TheOnlyMizLiv 22
Wat?
karlcolt45 19
what's off white that you make at 14? yeah you're getting it
arandomusernameaa 20
who jizzes on the wall though...
mbuck87 19
Karlcolt does!
Maddiiee3011 13
How did you manage to turn a toddler painting.. Into you jizzing?
nightbirdblue 27
Maybe their mind just has those two things associated?
MrRazzle 4
When visitors come around, show them the room and say "and this is where I keep the demonspawn".