Today, I flushed the toilet while my boyfriend was showering. He responded by throwing a huge fit, saying how if he “gets a cold” from being “forced” to shower in cold water, I’m gonna “have to stay home and take care of him until he’s better.” FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend accused me of making an FML about him. I let him know that if I were going to make an FML, it would be about how he doesn’t flush the toilet after he uses it. He responded by not flushing the toilet again this morning. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend made me breakfast because I had a cold. Because my nose was so stuffed, I couldn't tell that our milk had gone bad. I had two cups. And now I'm stuck on the toilet. FML
Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
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vampireincubi 3
when flushing, the water gets hot in the shower. just saying
1known 34
A cold shower is not going to make him sick. Don’y let him talk to you like he did.
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Comments (11)
Jon Tessler 14
you don't have a boyfriend, you are dating a child. tell him no, pack your stuff and walk out the door
1known 34
A cold shower is not going to make him sick. Don’y let him talk to you like he did.
vampireincubi 3
when flushing, the water gets hot in the shower. just saying
Anzubar007 4
nah boss, gets cold for me too. I think it depends on how each system is set up because I know friends who say theirs gets hot and some who say cold
peterblackmer91 12
Holy crap. Your boyfriend sounds like a real jerk. And a big baby.
vampireincubi 3
when flushing the toilet while someone is showering, it causes all the cold water to be used by the toilet. the effect is scalding hot water coming from the shower
Jason Ford 1
Sounds like he's more of a pussy than you! Don't take any shot from him.
Lydmyers 9
Viruses aren't obtained by being cold. They are obtained by person-person contact... not to mention you aren't his mother.
Newgal2328 7
Idiot. Lol
Charles McClure 6
If you flush the toilet, the shower gets HOTTER not colder. As the toilet is hooked up to a cold water line and it takes away from the ratio the shower is using. Thus resulting in a scolding hot shower for a few minutes...
Ashenfall 3
Are you dating a child? I mean, I know that a man-flu is deadly but he's going overboard