Today, after years of faking pleasure with my boyfriend, I visited the gynaecologist. As soon as she touched my privates I instinctively let out a fake moan. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, I was having some fun with a guy, but I had to fake orgasm twice just so he would get out of me it was that shit. Third guy in a row. FML
Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
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Top comments
kayladance101 13
YDI for faking with your boyfriend.
FacelessCruelty 12
Why fake pleasure? Why not try to teach your boyfriend how to pleasure you, instead of trucking him into thinking he's doing ok. Kind of defeats the purpose for sex.
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Comments (175)
kriz_allizwell 6
Yeah, and the next thing you know you'll be cheating on the poor bastard and blaming it all on him.
Capriccio22 13
I sense some bitterness here. Learning from experience?
Pesticides 19
what did he do to you? out of the two you seem the most bitter :/
accursedvenom 1
if i could give this comment more than one thumb up... dont feel sorry for you OP.
worldclassrager 41
Never fake...it takes a turn for the worst...example this post...
upallnight11 19
Are you sure it was a fake moan after she touched you?
Deserthoney 7
Disgusting. YDI.
Pesticides 19
oh god I know. I hate it when I make ANY kind of noise at all. just gross
ouibijou 15
I'm guessing he means she's a disgusting person for not bring honest with her boyfriend.
Giuls 17
I think lack of communication in relationships is where things almost always go wrong. Be honest with each other!
Rawr6591 21
Years? Just how long have you been faking it?!
stevothedevo 25
a couple of days
crudeandrudeguy 29
I'm going to go ahead and guess that she's been doing it for years... Do I win a prize?
AngrySailor 17
Maybe you've been unknowingly into women all this time? Invite your best friend for a threesome. Then cook your husband a nice meal as an apology for years of faking.
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
and if she were truly into women and that was truly her reason for faking, she wouldn't want a threesome, she'd just want the woman.
TheDrifter 24
Well then the dinner would turn into a "sorry, I'm leaving you for her" dinner once OP had the experience to know for sure.
AngrySailor 17
That's fine #29 as hubby would then be free to find someone who appreciates him or will at least communicate her likes and dislikes.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
You had that one coming...
RedPillSucks 33
or not cumming, which is the problem.
angeluv_2014 22
Sure it was fake or are you just tellin yourself that?
avapaige1234 19
That is what you call COMMUNICATION.