Today, after years of faking pleasure with my boyfriend, I visited the gynaecologist. As soon as she touched my privates I instinctively let out a fake moan. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, I was having some fun with a guy, but I had to fake orgasm twice just so he would get out of me it was that shit. Third guy in a row. FML
Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
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kayladance101 13
YDI for faking with your boyfriend.
FacelessCruelty 12
Why fake pleasure? Why not try to teach your boyfriend how to pleasure you, instead of trucking him into thinking he's doing ok. Kind of defeats the purpose for sex.
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Comments (175)
onesarcasticdik 8
Faking pleasure with him is almost as dishonest as cheating. Your a crappy girlfriend.
kidsgotastinky 11
How is this an fml?
montyss2000 4
I hate women that fake it. just tell me what I can do better. I'm a very quick learner. lol. practice practice practice
blackcatwhitecat 8
If you fake pleasure he will never learn how to really pleasure you. YDI.
rhevenge 19
i wouldn't have kept faking for that long. in fact i wouldn't fake at all. should have discussed ways you can both have pleasure or dump him
ohioain 18
That's hot xP
Bilover96 5
Aww sweetie it's ok! But you should probably get a new boyfriend
WhiteCrimson 23
Kind of sad to think that you would rather fake it than show him how to tickle your wildest fantasies. YDI. Well best of luck with the rest of your fake sex life. Hop you find the man that makes your toes curl.
ragdoll316 9
God, such dishonesty. I can understand wanting to not hurt your significant others feelings but damn.
limerx 1
Maybe she doesn't know how to have an ****** and expects her poor bf to figure it out for her. Not gonna happen! Spend some private time with your "privates" and figure out what excites you. when you can get yourself there quickly then share how to do it with him .