Today, after years of faking pleasure with my boyfriend, I visited the gynaecologist. As soon as she touched my privates I instinctively let out a fake moan. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, I was having some fun with a guy, but I had to fake orgasm twice just so he would get out of me it was that shit. Third guy in a row. FML
Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
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kayladance101 13
YDI for faking with your boyfriend.
FacelessCruelty 12
Why fake pleasure? Why not try to teach your boyfriend how to pleasure you, instead of trucking him into thinking he's doing ok. Kind of defeats the purpose for sex.
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Comments (175)
pengin 13
Wow YDI so badlyyyyy. And your first fail, faking it-- just made a new fail as you embarrassed yourself at the gynecologist!! Further, you must've been faking for a long ass time to be that automatic; if you actually cared about your SO, you would waited so long to tell them the truth (although we can assume you STILL haven't). YDI
Lucky7Samson 10
How can you not know how to make yourself ******? These comments on here be so goofy.
tom_dockx 1
Guys can suffer from a similar thing. If they can't get an erection they dislike it because they can't satisfy their loved one, which they really wanna do!! So, this is a normal respons but if this problem persists, I would recommend help... You should enjoy sex!! I wish you the very best and hope you can ignore these comments above!
sox4cupcake 2
Yep... You're gay...
msmadattheworld 3
lls!
soFREAKED 13
don't fake it >.> don't you want to have an actual ****** instead of a take one....?
HanBroman 20
She probably didn't want to hurt him. I know what it's like having a bf who doesn't know what to do, and I've been trying to teach him for months.
littlelovee 7
guess who's a lesbian? that's actually kinda sexy.
kaoticroy 10
Just tell him if ur not having pleasure , tell him where he could be better
Mattanatior 11
Bitch