Today, I decided to get back into exercising and healthy eating. Why? So I can hopefully look good enough to do porn and make some money. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that instead of actually trying to get a job, save money, lose weight, and get thin so I could maybe attempt to date again; I'd rather spend my money on a Fleshlight. FML
Today, I was proud of going to the gym 3 times a week (instead of once a week) to get in relative shape. I even started doing light cardio and (I thought) started to eat better. I've gained six pounds, despite watching what I eat and even increasing the resistance on the exercise bike that I use. FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, I decided that I need to lose weight when I discovered I could no longer chew on my own toenails. FML
Today, trying not to watch porn, I started looking for a group workout program, then tried to create images that resembled my wife, then ended up watching porn. FML
Today, I actually feel good about my decisions and my life. I've even started running to improve my health, and recover from self harming. My girlfriend is convinced I'm running to hurt myself, and won't let me near any health food or the treadmill. FML
Today, barely able to pay rent while working 3 jobs, I decided to give in to the idea of making online sex work photos and videos. Everyone else seems to be making thousands doing it, so why not? Turns out that the only people interested in my body are scammers. FML
Today, I decided to start working out. I made a bit of Internet research, and I found out about my body type. The first and only example that popped up is Natalie Portman. Oh, by the way, I’m a 16 year-old dude. FML
Today, I met one of my favorite fitness models. She told me I need to get in shape. I weigh 150lbs. FML
Today, I decided to motivate myself to workout by looking at a picture of a guy with a six-pack on my computer screen while doing abs. My dad walked in after I finished and was still breathing heavily from working out. FML
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ghostinflames 13
You dont seem like you want to do that, but you don't have to always do ****. (maybe you could just be a stripper) Make the money, then find your true calling.
Matt Much 12
Congrats on the healthy life style changes. If I may make a suggestion though, go into business for yourself. It's not too difficult to start your own website, do the work you want to do, and make more money than working for someone else.
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tounces7 28
Are you a guy....? Last I checked women don't need to look good to do ****.
raingirl 5
There are worse scenarios. You always hear about strippers and **** workers putting themselves through college and having successful careers afterwards. Having money issues now doesn't doom you to a life of poverty. Do what you have to do and before you know it, you've got the job you needed and the best life.
ghostinflames 13
You dont seem like you want to do that, but you don't have to always do ****. (maybe you could just be a stripper) Make the money, then find your true calling.
rainbowdonnareed 18
Big beautiful women is a thing. And if you're a guy, two words Ron Jeremy
peterblackmer91 12
You know there are other ways to make money. You definitely don't sound like you want to do ****.
Chazzster 32
It’s good to have dreams and a goal... If you really want to do ****, then be aware of the risks and downsides and follow your dreams. And also figure out what you are going to do or say if or when you are outed to your friends and relatives, because it inevitably happens at least eventually. But if you just want to make some money it may not be the best option for you. Most female **** actresses have careers that are relatively short - just a few years. There are exceptions, but those ladies with relatively long careers are not the norm. For every successful **** actress there are probably a hundred or more “wannabes”. I’m not in the industry but I do like watching **** from time to time - Ideally with my wife. Here is what I think makes a good **** actress: (1) Attitude and enthusiasm - They act like they are enjoying the acts they are doing, but not so over the top that it comes off as just hamming it up. (2) Sex skills - They are good at various sex acts and know how to please their partner and themselves. (3) Appearance - The look like an attractive version of the role they are playing and know how to dress appropriately and when and how to take it off.
mando 10
very helpful viewpoints to consider for anyone unsure of themselves in the sex work area.
Matt Much 12
Congrats on the healthy life style changes. If I may make a suggestion though, go into business for yourself. It's not too difficult to start your own website, do the work you want to do, and make more money than working for someone else.
Matt Much 12
I wanted to add something. If you doubt your business talents, start on PH, it's really easy and a bit surprising how many people start there.
ClickClackClive 3
Just get on only fans and sell pics of your feet and your actual worn socks to people. Loadsa dimp in it
IHaveThePower 18
You are probably ALREADY the ideal **** star for an audience, you just have to sell it. If you want to get into ****, go forth and have fun! If you don't, might I advise that your state will have a government group who can help you get jobs? My state calls it 'JobConnect', but it'll be free and good advice.