Today, after years of faking pleasure with my boyfriend, I visited the gynaecologist. As soon as she touched my privates I instinctively let out a fake moan. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, I was having some fun with a guy, but I had to fake orgasm twice just so he would get out of me it was that shit. Third guy in a row. FML
Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
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kayladance101 13
YDI for faking with your boyfriend.
FacelessCruelty 12
Why fake pleasure? Why not try to teach your boyfriend how to pleasure you, instead of trucking him into thinking he's doing ok. Kind of defeats the purpose for sex.
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Comments (175)
LaLince 40
tipical moron
puffleprincess 7
116- You spelled 'typical' wrong, moron.
puffleprincess 7
@116— You spelled 'typical' wrong, moron.
hazardmuffin 21
YDI for both the FML and the lack of bedroom enjoyment. How's a guy supposed to know how to pleasure you when you tell him the wrong thing is right? I cannot understand why anyone would put up with YEARS of dissatisfaction, especially for such a stupid reason.
newyorkcityguy 9
YDI ._.
sikophant82 5
Then why are you with him?
TheyCallMeDamien 18
You're only hurting yourself and miseducating your boyfriend how to please you. Most guys aren't born with the ability hardwired. They have to learn it like most everything else.
amifaiyaz 12
after YEARS of faking? What do you have sex with your bf for then? ydi.
WhiteCrimson 23
Years of lies. Probably an avid masterbater. Well just a darn shame.
japtap81 16
I hope your boyfriend dumps you! Faking orgasms for years makes YOU a bitch. Not to mention probably a gold digger as well. You TOTALLY deserved that, however since you fake anyways, you enjoyed your doctor touching you so it probably wasn't a fake moan, you just don't remember what a real one is!
drew12089 2
If you can't enjoy sex with your significant other you shouldn't be together
jenjen0146 7
Are you crazy?! Why fake it? If it's not feeling good, help the guy out and give a little direction. Sex is kind of pointless otherwise. It's supposed to be great for both. Faking it is lying and you shouldn't be being dishonest with him. Trust and communication are major things in a good relationship and it doesn't sound like you're allowing that. You're dooming your own relationship. If you care about him, work on this and try going advice. I'm sure he would give you that courtesy if the roles were reversed. Sorry, but it sounds like karma got you back on this one OP.
jenjen0146 7
Giving advice*
SoultheWolf 19
Just talk to your boyfriend on what to do to please you. If you fake it then you will never actually have pleasure. YDI