Today, after years of faking pleasure with my boyfriend, I visited the gynaecologist. As soon as she touched my privates I instinctively let out a fake moan. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, I was having some fun with a guy, but I had to fake orgasm twice just so he would get out of me it was that shit. Third guy in a row. FML
Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
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kayladance101 13
YDI for faking with your boyfriend.
FacelessCruelty 12
Why fake pleasure? Why not try to teach your boyfriend how to pleasure you, instead of trucking him into thinking he's doing ok. Kind of defeats the purpose for sex.
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Comments (175)
edmondk85 4
Women like you are the reason that some men never figure out how to please a woman. Instead of educating him you lead him on and he has no idea, plus think of YOUR benefits if you actually showed him how to please you!
n4ture 20
what is wrong with you
boobsarefun 4
u deserved it u fake bitch
AskingA112 0
******' bitch, I hope he leaves you. Why did you even post this? Did you think we would feel sorry for you?
Mizzoulove 4
YDI! You shouldn't fake that stuff, if you don't like him, you should have left him instead of leading him on to believe he was good at sex.
davincidasecond 24
These are the kind of habits that make me not want to even bother having sex. That being said, stop faking and be honest with your boyfriend, and maybe he'll take steps to make it more pleasurable for the both of you. YDI.
aj9090 9
I'm sure she's used to weird stuff like that. Don't worry bout it...but faking though? That's not cool.
SlashX19 16
You deserved that shit you faking bitch!
spottyblanket 8
Ignore the horrible people on here op, who obviously do not understand the pressures involved with 'being the best' and being aroused by every little thing. You obviously like your BF very much and feel embarrassed by this, which does not give others on here a right to jump on you because apparently 'you are doing it on purpose and you are a bitch for faking it'. Not everyone has the guys to freely admit something like this - so kudos to you for being brave and ignore the asshats on here.
JoshuahColins 19
Wow, you've got to solve your priorities...