Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get sized. I put the card that says my size in my pocket, then went to the movies with my boyfriend. When the person at the counter asked me to hand them my ticket, I reached into my pocket and handed it to them. It wasn't the ticket. It was my bra size. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me and said I had forgotten my blue bra. I don't have any blue bras. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
Today, I went out with my boyfriend and thought I'd wear two bras under my singlet-top to make my chest look bigger. Upon leaving Target, one of the security guards noticed the extra straps and accused me of shoplifting. I had to spend the next 20 minutes explaining the situation to security. FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
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Top comments
haweb 0
If it was a while ago then maybe it's from his previous girlfriend. Could be that it was under his bed or somewhere else and he had just recently found it. Or maybe he's trying to get you to break up with him. *shrugs* Pick your favorite explanation.
Anonanimal 0
Love how you ever so casually managed to put in your bra cup size there
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ladiesman14 0
#81 lol . its not metric. and Mercyfml i dont pee on the bench BUT ive cum many times staring at hot girls like you. and several have cum grinding on me in the dark corner. all fully clothed. i know you would too. im tne man
frawd_fml 0
lol @ you. fyl
JediScum 1
Men who have the ehem* attributes 8=======D which you have described don't need to go trolling like this. They are busy trying to show real live women a little love and compassion, and their dick! I've never met someone with a nine inch penis that sounded as desperate as you. You are either stretching the penis ehem* truth, or have poor self esteem. Either way you aren't coming across as a stud. More like a thirteen year old who has seen to many 9 inch penises and has serious penis on the brain.
plexico 4
Mercy, you're onto something. Some of the funniest bits involve attempts to inflate it. Witchy-poo, don't be scared. I won't let it harm you. It's just good, clean fun, er, . . . at least it's good fun.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Thank goodness you omitted "clean"! I was about to start sobbing. Mercy, I hope so. Though, erm, not for lil chilluns. But for people a little taller than prepubescents, parties with inflatable balloons are quite fun, I'm sure.
oh_my_damn 0
how the hell could u not tell that it was a "B"?!?!?!?!!?!? from"D" to "B" is a huge diff. life squeezing someone that belongs in a large into a small. not right. barely possible.
jillz 0
I love it! mercyFML showed no mercy to ladiesman @}~~'~~,~~~
Intoxicunt 6
I want to be at this party, but I'm no taller than a prepubescent! :(
hazza_1234 0
ownage.. well done
jessxoxo28 5
how did u not figure out that it wasnt ur bra when he handed it over to u in the first place?
maipinkbear 0
yea i agree. to the people who are saying OP's bf is dumb for not noticing the cup size difference, i think OP definitely carries more of the burden here. after all, she's the girl so she should know best
disturbedchic 0
Thats what I keep trying to figure out....O.o
mikew85 0
well it sounds like it's time to trade in that boyfriend for a more reliable model.
BellaBabexX 0
how would you not notice? i mean there is a huge difference