Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get sized. I put the card that says my size in my pocket, then went to the movies with my boyfriend. When the person at the counter asked me to hand them my ticket, I reached into my pocket and handed it to them. It wasn't the ticket. It was my bra size. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me and said I had forgotten my blue bra. I don't have any blue bras. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
Today, I went out with my boyfriend and thought I'd wear two bras under my singlet-top to make my chest look bigger. Upon leaving Target, one of the security guards noticed the extra straps and accused me of shoplifting. I had to spend the next 20 minutes explaining the situation to security. FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
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Top comments
haweb 0
If it was a while ago then maybe it's from his previous girlfriend. Could be that it was under his bed or somewhere else and he had just recently found it. Or maybe he's trying to get you to break up with him. *shrugs* Pick your favorite explanation.
Anonanimal 0
Love how you ever so casually managed to put in your bra cup size there
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Comments (267)
MetalCraze 11
having big boobs is not fun I am only a c cup and I have backaches all the time! if i had a d cup i would have breast reduction surgey just because it would be so much strain on my back all the time.
ohmandapants 17
clothes shopping can be a bitch too >.>
LilaBear 2
Does he have a sister who might have stayed over?
neon_shoes 0
Plexico, we need real numbers here!
Witchcraft_fml 5
Plexi-poo is being a tease. >.>
Intoxicunt 6
Ladies, let's go on a strike of not talking to him until he gives numbers in the form of a public comment.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Agreed. Numbers, Plex, numbers!
Intoxicunt 6
Hehe, when he gives us numbers, I'm going to say "pics or you're lying." =)
uchihasasuke 0
suck it up metal craze
marcusaurelius 0
what the ****? why would he cheat on a girl with smaller boobs? what a dumbfuck...
blue_eyed 0
FYL cuz ur datin a guy who preffers girls with smaller boobs.... Or maybe urs grew if it was a long time ago.