Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get sized. I put the card that says my size in my pocket, then went to the movies with my boyfriend. When the person at the counter asked me to hand them my ticket, I reached into my pocket and handed it to them. It wasn't the ticket. It was my bra size. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me and said I had forgotten my blue bra. I don't have any blue bras. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
Today, I went out with my boyfriend and thought I'd wear two bras under my singlet-top to make my chest look bigger. Upon leaving Target, one of the security guards noticed the extra straps and accused me of shoplifting. I had to spend the next 20 minutes explaining the situation to security. FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
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Top comments
haweb 0
If it was a while ago then maybe it's from his previous girlfriend. Could be that it was under his bed or somewhere else and he had just recently found it. Or maybe he's trying to get you to break up with him. *shrugs* Pick your favorite explanation.
Anonanimal 0
Love how you ever so casually managed to put in your bra cup size there
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Comments (267)
Kreb 4
Why would somebody cheat on a D cup Girl with a B cup?!
Witchcraft_fml 5
Maybe because not all guys are brainless moronic twats that see big boobs and turn into dick-less ***** like yourself, idiot.
gorina 0
LOL someone's flat.
daaahahaha 4
F yeah! For your comment
blahblahblah43 0
I'm an A-cup. So what? I don't really care that much. Because I would rather have guys like me for me, not for my boobs. you can find someone better, honey.
mysteriouspie 0
Maybe it's his sisters, or perhaps his mothers?
blue_dawg 0
this thread is about girls trying to impress others with their body stats or fat girls trying to defend themselves. this is much more amusing than the original story
cashzmere09 0
wow dudes r so narrow minded ima D im not a ****** fatass ther are so many beautiful chicks with huge ass **** and a pretty body like meee! and i love my boobs lol any ways girl u betta talk to him
oliboi 0
its called hot
jpest17 5
I think she's trying to say she got fatter since last time she was over ;)
FutureVeteran 0
the signs were probably there he was cheating on you
alex13013_fml 0
Fatty
kiss_of_death 0
wait just let me get this straight.... u have big ****?
Quest_ 13
What some people don't seem to realize is that the cup size dictates how large one's breasts are in proportion to the circumference of the rib cage (band size). If, for instance, the OP was size 10D, she'd probably be a size ten in clothing but her breasts are proportionately larger to her quite thin body. Large cup size does not equal overweight.