Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get sized. I put the card that says my size in my pocket, then went to the movies with my boyfriend. When the person at the counter asked me to hand them my ticket, I reached into my pocket and handed it to them. It wasn't the ticket. It was my bra size. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
Today, I went out with my boyfriend and thought I'd wear two bras under my singlet-top to make my chest look bigger. Upon leaving Target, one of the security guards noticed the extra straps and accused me of shoplifting. I had to spend the next 20 minutes explaining the situation to security. FML
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
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perdix 31
If I was the ticket-taker, I'd say, "Hmmmm, 38 Double-D? Your theater will be in the men's room, last stall, I'll be there in 15 minutes."
I_Own_Ubers 0
that's not that bad, they can pretty much see the size of em anyway, the fact that it was on a piece of paper meant they didn't have to guess
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Comments (71)
Occums_Razor 0
LOL
maggiewalters 17
yes, this is lame
PeopleRSoDumb 0
Go post this shit on MLIA.
time4coffee 3
How is this an FML? Unless you're a 32AA who has been stuffing her bra to look bigger, what's the big deal?
pancakes_n_syrup 0
I'm gonna guess that the OP is some 12-13 year old girl who thinks it's the end of the world just because something this minuscule happens. And to all you youngins who post stupid fml's like this - "minuscule" means tiny and not important.
hellokittywhore 0
yeah that skirt really shows your modesty. :D
yessiee23 0
yea.. I'm with 21 that's not really an fml..
namhowell 6
Lol that's funny, not exactly what I call fml but I'll be nice.
I_Own_Ubers 0
that's not that bad, they can pretty much see the size of em anyway, the fact that it was on a piece of paper meant they didn't have to guess
Kolby27 1
This isn't even bad Lol
beachgirl199661 0
y is this comment under love? that sucks though.
AshliBaby16 0
that's not really an FML... it's sad but it's not horrible.
perdix 31
If I was the ticket-taker, I'd say, "Hmmmm, 38 Double-D? Your theater will be in the men's room, last stall, I'll be there in 15 minutes."
DannyBoii12 0
OMFG THE WORLDS OVER SOME RANDOM DUDE KNOWS YOUR ******* BRA SIZE
Loveya448 0
#7 wins.
Rayn4u_fml 0
I thought she was trying to get out of paying, and if it's 38-Double D, I'm guessing she might ^^ Perdix, I've said this before but.....you are a bad man...one that I hope does not work at a cinema!
perdix 31
Oh, Rayn4u, I know you really love me! And, as a matter of fact, as a teenager I DID work as a ticket-taker at my local cinema. Where did you think I learned that line, which, by the way, worked about 12% of the time? The other 88% of the time, the girls would complain to my boss, but he was a dirty, old French guy who would pretend to reprimand me and then we'd have a good laugh with me after she was out of earshot. He's one reason I love the French! Tu me manques, Ben!
Rayn4u_fml 0
You must have had an interesting upbringing ^^ 12% of the time...really...?
perdix 31
Rayn4u, Did you know if you stand in front of a mirror and repeat the words "Green bears" loudly and slowly, it starts to sound like "Gullible?" Most people find it happens between 80 and 110 times. ;)
Rayn4u_fml 0
Hmm, very interesting. I trust your statistics and will try that immediately.
KumoFF7 3
So does that mean that girls often gave you a sheet of paper with their bra size on it?
Cutie_pie123 0
ahahah nice :)
possumisawesome 0
That would be kind of embarrassing, but its not too bad. Watch people say, whether or not its an FML depends on how big you are.
lostfaithinpppl 19
OP, I don't see what's so ****** about your life.
HappyItalian 38
rofl #7