Today, I won 10,555 dollars on scratch cards! My sister got me to do a happy dance and filmed it. The video is on facebook and the tickets were fake. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I scratched a lottery ticket I had gotten for my birthday and won $10,000. In celebration, I jumped up and raised my hands directly into a ceiling fan. Oh, and it was a fake ticket. FML
Today, I got a scratcher lottery ticket, scratched it in the store, and won $5,000! I screamed and danced around. The guy next to me shoved me over, yanked the ticket from my hands, and tore ass out the door. The cops couldn't find him. FML
Today, to prove a point to my brother that playing the lotto isn't a sure thing. I got a $10 scratcher. Thinking I'd get nothing or maybe just another scratcher, I ended up winning a free scratcher plus $100. The second scratcher I got an additional $50. Now he's even more confident he'll win every time. FML
Today, it's my mother's birthday. She received the ultimate gift from my brother, who told her he had just been accepted into medical school. I bought her scratch-offs. She won a dollar. FML
Today, I went to get a scratch off lottery ticket, and the dude in front of me got the same one I was going to get. He won 500 dollars. I got 2 bucks. FML
Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML
Today, I won 20 dollars on a lotto scratch off. My friend, pissed, makes me split the money, saying it was collateral for the gas money used to get us there. He then used his 10 dollars on a scratch off, and won 500 dollars. The jackass wouldn't split it. FML
Today, behind a cabinet, I found a scratch-off lottery ticket I hadn't scratched yet. After scratching it off, I realized it's a $2,500 winner. The lottery commission won't accept it because they stopped using that game 2 years ago. FML
Today, while buying lottery tickets, I mixed up "jackpot" and "scratch off" and asked for "$10 worth of jackoffs." FML
Today, my Dad called me to tell me that he had finally won the lottery and that I no longer had to worry about trying to find a way to pay for school. I was so excited I started crying. He then told me that he won $5 on a scratch off lotto ticket. He bought a sandwich. Funny dad. FML
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AngelRaven89 0
I think that is so cruel to do to a person...
Brooklynxman 0
3 easy steps to solving the problem Kill her. Hack her facebook. Remove it. Step 4-Bonus step: Get $10,000 from her will.
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Suekoff16 3
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I've always wanted to do this. FIRST! Please don't bury this I'm only doing this in fun
nazooer 11
I've always wanted to kick the shit out of people who say first...
iKaite 0
Linkage for the Lolage. Btw number one. You fail at being a failure of fail.
NathanKett 0
YDI for believing you actually won a scratchy card.
PumpkinTarte 0
At least you didn't end up like this guy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oC-6QrzKuvA
AngelRaven89 0
I think that is so cruel to do to a person...
Christina_Rawrz 0
Yeah i guess... But i wish we had a link to it -.-
spyderman2190 0
i agree i feel bad, but thats pretty funny... the excitement, the dancing, the smiles and then the face of disappoinment.
Kamon97 23
But isn't it kinda suspicious that you won 10555 bucks? Seems like a really odd number to be won
mplsmech 0
I want to be friends with your sister. she sounds awesome.
Armin_fml 0
'friends'....?
SkoomaKi 28
"friends with benefits".
SoreThroat 0
I've always wanted to do this to my brother. Get back at him for all the piss bottles he tried to make me "accidentally" drink. All the times he tattle tailed on me when we were younger...hogging the bathroom...etc. D: If you've ever done this to your sister, YDI!! XD
crzyry 6
Lol, I did something like that to my brother before. It's funny, if you don't think so now, watch the video again in a couple years.
Brooklynxman 0
3 easy steps to solving the problem Kill her. Hack her facebook. Remove it. Step 4-Bonus step: Get $10,000 from her will.
myballs 0
What. A. Bitch.
plexico 4
She should put it on YouTube. Maybe your little dance of avarice will go viral and you'll be the next "Numa Numa Boy." Not only will you be out 10 grand, but you'll be a briefly famous idiot.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Facebook is probably more humiliating than youtube. It's all of her friends who see it instead of a bunch of random people.
plexico 4
You are right that it is probably more humiliating to be seen by the few who know you than by millions who don't. The beauty part about technology is: why not both?
riplikethat 0
The beauty part about the technology also involves everything, especially stupid videos, spreading fast everywhere.
evangldbrg 0
Since this seems to come up in FML's alot. SUE HER for the 10 G's. While you may not have a case or a valid reason to do so without checking with your local laws first, it still seems like a good thing to do. Apparently everyone that is sue-happy on FML would think so.
Leon_S_Kennedy 0
Don't know why this would be an FML. I've seen this happen on america's funniest home videos. Fake lotto cards, people screaming. only difference here is OP has his friends see it. the people on amv had that shown on national tv. I see no reason to say fyl or ydi.