Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, I went bra shopping with my mother. She insisted that I try on a bunch of push-up bras, and I told her I didn't want to, because it's false advertising. She looked at me and said that I need all the help I can get. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get sized. I put the card that says my size in my pocket, then went to the movies with my boyfriend. When the person at the counter asked me to hand them my ticket, I reached into my pocket and handed it to them. It wasn't the ticket. It was my bra size. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
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Fx13mz 7
You can have some fun with those on Chattroulette.
urdirtyolduncle 15
Am I the only one who thinks it's weird to go bra shipping with your mother if you're a guy?
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Comments (298)
maffy4ever 8
I'm sorry. ):
nigrice 0
boobies!!!!
joker1995 2
why did he put the bra on in the first place?
michelly8 0
his mom made him, read next time
sparkman97 7
what size r u?
urdirtyolduncle 15
Am I the only one who thinks it's weird to go bra shipping with your mother if you're a guy?
cuntfacekillah 5
if op is a guy then why the hell would there even be a question of whether or not he looked good in a bra?!
tatababe 1
OP learn from that never go into Victoria secret with your mom
dinodannyrawr 5
why the **** would he take her to Victorias secret...... is she fatter than him what the shit.. *mind *****
dinodannyrawr 5
why the **** would he take her to Victorias secret...... is she fatter than him what the shit.. *mind *****
dinodannyrawr 5
why the **** would he take her to Victorias secret...... is she fatter than him what the shit.. *mind *****
Temi25 6
Victoria's secret is that she's a guy and his name is Victor
trevishere 7
So;; did it look good on you?
dummbrunette 0
Has anyone else wondered what Victoria's secret was?
detective_oreo 0
they are called moobies!!
Sunny_Eclipse 6
It's the thought that counts here! Why do you all think it's weird he took his mom bra shopping? I think that's very thoughtful and courageous of you, OP.
whyXD 13
OP your f"@$ked.
epyk_pryncess 8
op was it the miraculous bra? it gives you an added two cup sizes!!!
tittymagic 0
amen.
urdirtyolduncle 15
Victoria's Secret is that if you're a guy who looks at the catalog, there's a 95% chance you'll wack off to the models.
iluvboobies 9
That's not the kind of boobies I like!!! :/
missmurderx 8
How can someone MAKE you put on a bra.. Especially in public?
kraine0712 2
I'm sorry too OP. On the bright side I know this place where you would make a lot of money. haha.
sk8rchick97 0
L O S E R who's the loser?? u are!!
thriceforme 3
There are so many wtfs to this fml. I mean for starters, why is a guy taking his mother to VS? And then, what kind of mother makes her son try on a bra? Jeebus.
iammoney 0
so my mom tells me to do things but i would even go into victorias secert if so told me to
bubbly31 0
why would u even put the bra on
Fx13mz 7
You can have some fun with those on Chattroulette.
imosim 0
Cross dressing on chattroulette oh fun.
BeatlesObsessed 12
May I ask why you even agreed to try it on?
nomz333 5
or omegle
tittymagic 0
haha a bunch of old guys wanking...
alexibabyxoxo 0
how does he even know his cup size ? do u own a bra? lol
Slim2306 10
more importantly why did he go bra shopping with his mum? and to victoria's secret at that. @215 - Alex you're hot ;)
taticalnNinja 5
ray william johnson reference much??
Godfreyy 2
RWJ wasn't the first person to bring up crossdressing on chatroulette
JTthePurpleNinja 5
hit the gym, fatty !
nleighane 0
don't be such a butt hole!
commietaco 0
suck my D!
JTthePurpleNinja 5
nothing against larger people but to be honest, he's putting this on FML when it's kinda his personal choice to eat what he eats. he can't exactly think " it's not my fault I have moobs " that's just my opinion.
DaangItsBrooke 8
lose weight?
UHGG 0
moobies!!!
davidisbeast 12
what if he means his mom has no boobs lol
PSQ91 6
^^ My mom's got small boobs. FML No that can't be it...
MrSassypants 34
Why would he wanna lose weight? It will be easy to shop on mother's day.
element3300 0
Wow, really? Lose weight to look skinnier? Didn't know that's how it worked.
alex6946 10
128- isn't that a reason to lose weight? to look skinnier..? you sound stupid. ;)
SmallTownCutie 0
You know, I've seen guys with HUGE pecks- solid muscle- who would probably wear a bigger bra size than most women. Dwayne Johnson? Just saying it's possible. Not completely likely, but possible.
ChickenInMyKitch 4
^ just gonna reiterate something somewhat similar to what #63 said: my pecs are so muscular and strong that they are the same size as my mom's bra size. FML yeah that doesn't work either does it
Spanika87 0
103- hahahahahaha! love it!
OkayImSorry 0
^ Frank, now listen homie. You can't just go and say something like that, it makes you look like a desperate virgin. Be more assertive yet sweet or be dirtier. "Your hot" makes you sound like a 12 year old. Either be like "Damn, you are so beautiful. You got a boyfriend? Cause I don't know a single soul that wouldn't want to be with you." or straight up "I wanna **** you".
allyrox123 0
u cant tell someone to loose weight.. that is so. ignorant!
justalilrandom2 4
So is using full stops in the middle of a sentence, as much as it is not to capitalise after a full stop. Fat people should lose weight, it's a burden to the health care system and damaging a perfectly good body that many others weren't fortunate enough to enjoy.
ladybunny 0
it could be worse.
MrFraser25 2
why did he put on the bra anyways!
maidofawesome 0
Yeah you could've had to try on thongs lol
Bowser6622 5
Women Shopping:A man's nightmare.
jacetopia96 1
there is so much fail in this FML.
beachchick9498 5
so either his mom has no boobs or he has big boobs!
beachchick9498 5
so either his mom has no boobs or he has big boobs!
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
277- wtf that doesnt make sense bc in the FML it says same bra size not being flat chested to having boobs :l
RMRaidersNumbah3 0
your her son and you took her to victoria secret? do you know more about bra's then she does or something..?
yousodi 10
right seems a bit creepish to me to no guy should be in vs with his mother no matter what lool
aeshleyrose 6
seconded! my first thought was, "what kind of a ****** up family is that?!?"
J0gby 0
I think he went just so he could see a bra. He's probably ne'er seen one before...
quade25 0
your smart lol
chaoticnh 0
this was right after he banged his mom, it makes perfect sense now
justalilrandom2 4
The moment I realised it was a guy I jgot so confused, what is wrong with him?
webkinzhater123 0
YDI for going bra shopping with your mom! and for being a fatass. its called a gym, moron.
KelpGelp 1
Mayb his mom is an A cup so he can't be tht big....
whyXD 13
for #9 theres other ways to loose wieght.
EmilyShmemily496 0
You're kind of a bitch...
Imgonnahaveabf 9
9: You seem soooooo freakin pissed. It's like, you're gonna have a bf!
Blackhandles 0
Tig ol Bitties!
Glitterhinoceros 14
Double D guaranteed.
gamegeek42 6
lmao. good old ray humor.
imcutefml 0
awwe fake ol bittys
rileybrownie 0
hahahah tig ol bitties my brother showed me that song... and I'm a girl and his friends couldn't stop staring.... awkward thanks RWJ
nwill98 3
hhahhah man boobies
Saltime 0
BOOBS! Ah... ****.