Today, my grandpa came into my room and asked for a pen. As I gave it to him, he let rip the foulest fart I've ever smelled in my life, and walked out without a word. 2 hours later, the smell is not only still there, it's filled the room. Looks like I'm sleeping downstairs on the couch tonight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML
Today, in my sleep I let out a couple of farts. Normally this wouldn't be a big deal, but on this night I had slept in my mom's room. She came to check in on me and violently woke me up because she thought I pooped in the bed. Now my entire family knows I fart in my sleep. FML
Today, while flirting with a cute nurse at my dad's bedside, I accidentally let a noxious fart slip out and she thought the foul smell came from my sleeping father soiling himself. I let her roll him over and check his ass while he cried out in pain because I wasn't man enough to own up to it. FML
Today, I woke up at 7am next to the man I swore I'd never get intimate with again. After trying to get back to sleep despite my shame and disgust, he ripped the loudest fart ever. FML
Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML
Today, my husband left our bedroom to go turn the thermostat down in the hall. I let out the smelliest fart, so bad that I had to blame it on our baby. He laughed and said, "I leave for one second and come back and it smells like a sewer in here." FML
Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML
Today, my mother bolted into my room and let out a huge fart that smelled like rotten meat because she wanted to prove a point, that she had been having intestinal problems for three days. FML
Today, feeling melancholic, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML
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woainishamu 21
Bad grandpa strikes again!
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Open a window?
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Comments (72)
woainishamu 21
Bad grandpa strikes again!
reno_911 5
it sounds to me like this was premeditated almost as if grandpa knew what he was gonna do when he asked for that pen.
earljonez 22
That was a church house creeper!!!
incoherentrmblr 22
That's what he wants you to do. You can't give in. YOU CAN'T GIVE IN!
Googolman 29
Next time don't give him the pen.
nevm 12
Looks like your in a pretty smelly situation
ComoEsJuan 24
Your pun stinks.
nevm 12
Well payed
nevm 12
*played
Vegetarian27 24
*you're
countryb_cth 38
@60 I fail to see how "you are pun stinks" makes any sense
tantanpanda 26
Genius, #60 was referring to the original comment.
ShitHappen_fml 15
Why would he do that?!
GirlGamer12345 22
Because he had to fart
aireeahna 23
Most old people lose the ability to hold a fart in and it just falls out whether or not they wanted it to.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Open a window?
hunteredmundson 17
That's gross
noobienick 19
I fail to see how opening a window is gross.
tucansamTommyG 12
The window could be covered in poop, you never know.
devildog562 33
Old people have that lingering smell. I dot know what it is but if you get in an Oldsmobile owned by elderly people, you'll understand.
DenverTyrrell 13
Wow that bad? I wouldn't lend him a pen next time :/ btw try get a couple air fresheners might help a little
MrSassypants 34
You wouldn't lend him a pen anymore? You evil monster!
thinblue32 15
Old man farts. One of the worst. Lol
nietzche 8
How does Ticky Martin take off his condom? He farts
miianah1 22
That really inter-fart-sting... No I'm not good with puns.
rivaraven 35
That is not even close?
RoboCunnilingus 23
That was a train wreck, my friend.
miianah1 22
Yes it was, 33 xD
Enslaved 38
Light some candles.
devildog562 33
What if the grandpa has flatulence next to the candle. It'll be like a nasty smelling flamethrower.
jbombdighetty 11
who doesn't like the smell of lavender mixed with fart?