Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get sized. I put the card that says my size in my pocket, then went to the movies with my boyfriend. When the person at the counter asked me to hand them my ticket, I reached into my pocket and handed it to them. It wasn't the ticket. It was my bra size. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me and said I had forgotten my blue bra. I don't have any blue bras. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
Today, I went out with my boyfriend and thought I'd wear two bras under my singlet-top to make my chest look bigger. Upon leaving Target, one of the security guards noticed the extra straps and accused me of shoplifting. I had to spend the next 20 minutes explaining the situation to security. FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
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haweb 0
If it was a while ago then maybe it's from his previous girlfriend. Could be that it was under his bed or somewhere else and he had just recently found it. Or maybe he's trying to get you to break up with him. *shrugs* Pick your favorite explanation.
Anonanimal 0
Love how you ever so casually managed to put in your bra cup size there
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sfgfan10 0
he wouldn't be handing it to you if he was cheating, he'd have checked it first. it must be from a previous girlfriend or something.
Noah_h 0
true dat small is better but not too small
michellechuuu 0
what's up with boobs?! boobs this boob that.
DameGreyWulf 1
Boobs? Well, you boobs, boobs are boobs and when boobs boobs the boobs get pretty boobs if you know what I boobs. AMIRITE, BOOBS!?
Witchcraft_fml 5
DameGreyWulf speaks the truth.
Witchcraft_fml 5
XD Ah yes, Plexico. The tables have turned.
ifreakingsparkle 0
um excuse me kaleid0scope. i wear a size eight jeans. i am in NO way obese. i wear a ******* size D bra. so shut your ******* mouth. an honestly, real men dont care just about weight and looks.
user1063 0
Size eight is pretty big. Hell, even size two is huge. I wish more stores would carry sizes under 2, but they don't. and I'm not even anorexic.
DameGreyWulf 1
... Are you by chance a broom pole? Size 2 isn't big... where the hell have YOU been shopping? Also, don't forget upper sizes don't always mean fat. If she has a D bra, for some reason I'm inclined to believe she might have wider hips too.
ohmandapants 17
hey.HEY YOU, Miss-I'm-A-*******-Toothpick! Stfu. kthx. Just cuz you still shop at ******* Baby Gap doesn't mean a size two is huge...(HUGE, REALLY??) Or a size 8. Honestly, if I were you, I wouldn't be so proud of being a stick figure. It's not attractive.
falcon2012 0
even though that chick is being a bitch and size two isnt big, there are a ton of girls out there including me who are naturally skinny and cant do a thing about it. i've tried to gain weight since seventh grade and i just can't, i used to spend all my time eating just because dumb bitches would make fun of me and i never gained a pound. and my friends are still suprised that i eat so much and im as skinny as i am. dont ****** knock all skinny girls just cause one is being a bitch on fmylife. my god. so stop saying its not attractive. i for one think all body types are beautiful whether stick skinny or fat. if its you its you and it fit who you are.
falcon2012 0
even though that chick is being a bitch and size two isnt big, there are a ton of girls out there including me who are naturally skinny and cant do a thing about it.im size zero and thats a step up from what i used to be when i was younger. i've tried to gain weight since seventh grade and i just can't, i used to spend all my time eating just because dumb bitches would make fun of me and i never gained a pound. and my friends are still suprised that i eat so much and im as skinny as i am. dont ****** knock all skinny girls just cause one is being a bitch on fmylife. my god. so stop saying its not attractive. i for one think all body types are beautiful whether stick skinny or fat. if its you its you and it fit who you are.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Falcon2012 wins. Some people just have really high metabolism and can't help it. I was eighty-four pounds when I was thirteen. It took me eight years to gain thirty pounds.
diablonegro 0
ifreakingsparkle,I would beg to differ. Us guys are visual creatures,so looks do matter. Tho ofcourse,looks arnt everything.:)
blastvortex 4
Or perhaps your BF accidentally gave you his man-bra. xD
ndbmjmmmc 1
this isn't an FML you jerk . at least he bought you underwear , and guys aren't the best to judge bra sizes . it's not like they wear them themselves . stop being a whingey little bitch and swap the bra back at the store .
cani_fml 0
How do you not know it's not your bra? Do you & his secret gfs wear exactly the same bras? wtf
user1063 0
Wouldn't it be nice if OP responded? But all you people are scaring her away. Such mean mean comments...