Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get sized. I put the card that says my size in my pocket, then went to the movies with my boyfriend. When the person at the counter asked me to hand them my ticket, I reached into my pocket and handed it to them. It wasn't the ticket. It was my bra size. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me and said I had forgotten my blue bra. I don't have any blue bras. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
Today, I went out with my boyfriend and thought I'd wear two bras under my singlet-top to make my chest look bigger. Upon leaving Target, one of the security guards noticed the extra straps and accused me of shoplifting. I had to spend the next 20 minutes explaining the situation to security. FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
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Top comments
haweb 0
If it was a while ago then maybe it's from his previous girlfriend. Could be that it was under his bed or somewhere else and he had just recently found it. Or maybe he's trying to get you to break up with him. *shrugs* Pick your favorite explanation.
Anonanimal 0
Love how you ever so casually managed to put in your bra cup size there
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ifreakingsparkle 0
um no. size eight isnt big when you actually have an ass that isnt completely flat and hips. plus the fact that im 5'8" and weigh 140. im not fat. curvy yes. but not fat. and size two is ******* small. seriously. and yeah. looks do matter. but they arent everything as most guys seem to think.
TheRoflMonster 0
I call fake! What guy cheats on his girlfirend with a chick that has smaller boobs!?!
frozenpandaman 0
B > D
ifinishlast 0
maybe they're his sisters or moms or something.
BravoUser 0
Think on the bright side, your a D! You can get someone better than he is.
Jennyyx3_ 0
the waist band could have made a difference.. you could be a 34D and a 38B.
ffs_22 0
Quick complaining, you have huge boobs you wont have to work a day in your life
chrisssss_fml 0
Poor, stupid, idiotic boy. He's been cheating on a D cup with a B cup? That's what I like to call a S C U M B A G
Roberto22 0
You just posted that to brag, lets be honest
jenius81 0
I am totally using that line the next time I have an opportunity to ruin a relationship