Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get sized. I put the card that says my size in my pocket, then went to the movies with my boyfriend. When the person at the counter asked me to hand them my ticket, I reached into my pocket and handed it to them. It wasn't the ticket. It was my bra size. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me and said I had forgotten my blue bra. I don't have any blue bras. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
Today, I went out with my boyfriend and thought I'd wear two bras under my singlet-top to make my chest look bigger. Upon leaving Target, one of the security guards noticed the extra straps and accused me of shoplifting. I had to spend the next 20 minutes explaining the situation to security. FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
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haweb 0
If it was a while ago then maybe it's from his previous girlfriend. Could be that it was under his bed or somewhere else and he had just recently found it. Or maybe he's trying to get you to break up with him. *shrugs* Pick your favorite explanation.
Anonanimal 0
Love how you ever so casually managed to put in your bra cup size there
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plexico 4
SOMAgirl, As one of the pigs who is responding to the girls who are posting the boasting of their busts, I wouldn't call my replies "compliments" -- they are just piles of naked, puerile voyeurism. What the pornos don't teach you is there are such things as ugly, large breasts. Yikes, what a let-down! You're on a date admiring her generous bosom and when you play your cards right, she'll let them come out and play. And sometimes, that is regrettable. Yes, we are drawn to the big uns, but as we get a little older and wiser, we realize that the more modest-sized ones can be beautiful and a helluva lot more practical.
CheckYourPockes 4
YDI for going out with a guy who would rather be hitting a B than a D
ohmandapants 17
The girl with the B cup probably has nicer **** if he's going after her over a D. Not all big chested girls have nice boobs. Hers could be saggy. Or just not nice looking idk! So he thinks of Miss B cup while Miss D cup is topless.
franfran_fml 0
When you have naturally large breasts, they are not all the time perky as the smaller breasts. I wouldn't say they sag, but they are not perky. Women with NATURAL large AND perky breasts are quite lucky.
Ez_DuZ_iT 0
b instead of d ... why?
ladiesman14 0
i love all girls with boobs, actually im more turned on by the HARD nipples and the areola . but its all the same to me in the dark. plus i can bench press 290 and leg press 590so im not too worried about chubby girls on me.
ladiesman14 0
girls leave their underwear all the time at my place ! i like the victoria secret angels brand myself and thongs. i have enough girls underwear to fill a pillowcase. but i usually just stick them over my head when im watching tv.
awwmaan 0
Perhaps it wasn't her bra, but her boyfriends bra.
ladiesman14 0
girls boob size at the gym can be hidden in sports bras. i asked my club to move the bench press away from the treadmills. im tired of getting 9 inch monster hard ons working out straring at the girls. makes it hard to pee too.
I_am_stupid_also 6
Dude, you're using the metric side of the ruler.
Intoxicunt 6
Well, a guy finally did post penis measurements. I feel satisfied.
jenius81 0
lol no, he started at the 12 instead of the 0, wrong direction ladies man!
jaccq 2
would you like to take me out, ladiesman?
plexico 4
Mercy and SOMAgirl, I am very pleased that you are interested in my crotchetal region. I have to tell you that my dimensions are ordinary -- it's how I use it that is hilarious.
Red_Bull_yay 0
At least you have the bigger boobs!
Witchcraft_fml 5
Hilarious? ...I'm scared. Or curious, I can't tell which.