Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML
Today, I got stuck in a dress in the fitting room and had to call the sales associate for help. She had to crawl under the door to rescue me. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML
Today, I was trying on dresses in a stall that requires an employee of the store to have a key to open. After I took off one dress to go to another, an employee quickly opens my door, to give the stall to someone else. The entire store could see me in my granny panties and bra. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I tried on a tight sweater at the mall. It got stuck halfway over my head, and I couldn’t get it off. I had to shuffle out of the changing room, arms trapped in the air, and ask the clerk for help while blinded by the fabric. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
Today, I was trying on jeans in a store. Thinking the changing room door was locked, I stripped down to my underwear. Suddenly, an elderly woman opened the door, stepped in, and said, “Oh, I thought this was the toilet.” We locked eyes for an eternity before she backed out. I felt obligated to buy the jeans to regain some control of my life. FML
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catatonicsleep 17
you couldn't have put a jacket on or something?
IrishWildMan 3
And that is when you heard a deep voice behind you say "party time!"
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Comments (93)
catatonicsleep 17
you couldn't have put a jacket on or something?
hott15 0
you coulda threw your shirt on something?
wmertz15 0
you r an idiot
GigglePony 13
Judging purely on FMLs everyone from Australia seems retarded, it's obviously not true just saying WTF?
Atishuh 0
Are you a lesbian? o.o
Lufferkinz 0
Even though there's nothing wrong with being lesbian, I still say OP derserves it for being a perv.
PuntingYoshi 0
Wow, where'd you find that picture of a waffle? I'm gonna search Google for it.
mintcar 10
Do not Google " blue waffle. "
ranger186 1
go for it
lemoncows 2
lol blue waffle nice
sweetbitchx 0
LOL
UnofficialTiS 0
Roflcopter
silversti 0
shit I googled "blue waffle" cuz someone said not to and yeh I really shouldn't have....
Canucksftw24 6
I love blue waffles!
Sports_guy3 28
No u don't
sofiainthesun 5
You couldn't of just quickly put on a shirt? h
metal8214 0
OP is really random
Uscdrew1 7
God dammit, people are so ******* ignorant. IT'S COULD'VE, NOT COULD OF.
ThuNDeY 23
Couldn't've? Couldn't have. Could not have.
VeraJK 16
YDI
hedgerow 0
YDI for being a prude!
PancakesEqualLov 0
#6 do you even know what the **** a prude is?
TripOnShoelaces 0
Lol, seriously.
jazziness 12
so does someone wanna tell me what a prude is
Atishuh 0
No, I'm saying there's anything wrong with her being a lesbian, if she is. But why in the hell would she look at her friend? That's the type of stuff you do with your BEST friend. Oh, AND YDI OP. For being a Peeping Tom.
TripOnShoelaces 0
She didn't really need to specify if her friend was a "best" friend. She obviously felt that she was comfortable enough to do what she did, so why would that even matter? However, she still could of had the decency to put a shirt on.
MelissaNJonas 0
lol me and my friends always do that! lol were not lesbians, we just know eachother well enough for it not to be awkward
IrishWildMan 3
And that is when you heard a deep voice behind you say "party time!"
thecranewife 0
hahaha and then she looked up and saw party time
Picking_Kuppies 0
YDI for having a grammar fail in the first sentence.
Bill3485 3
i remember when catching grammatical mistakes and correcting them made me all giddy. ah the joys of being 12. btw i saw no mistake =/
deafeningsilence 8
"bras" used to be "bra's"
deafeningsilence 8
I agree with everyone below me. Why would you do that? Put a shirt on. And by the way, shouldn't it be "bras" not "bra's"? Correct me if I'm wrong.
Zmeilerr 22
It said "bra's", but the mistake was fixed by the mods.
sparknutz 0
pics or it didn't happen!
fbgm4lyfe 0
agreed :)