Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get sized. I put the card that says my size in my pocket, then went to the movies with my boyfriend. When the person at the counter asked me to hand them my ticket, I reached into my pocket and handed it to them. It wasn't the ticket. It was my bra size. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me and said I had forgotten my blue bra. I don't have any blue bras. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
Today, I went out with my boyfriend and thought I'd wear two bras under my singlet-top to make my chest look bigger. Upon leaving Target, one of the security guards noticed the extra straps and accused me of shoplifting. I had to spend the next 20 minutes explaining the situation to security. FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
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Top comments
haweb 0
If it was a while ago then maybe it's from his previous girlfriend. Could be that it was under his bed or somewhere else and he had just recently found it. Or maybe he's trying to get you to break up with him. *shrugs* Pick your favorite explanation.
Anonanimal 0
Love how you ever so casually managed to put in your bra cup size there
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Comments (267)
Sessee 4
That's like cheating on Katy Perry with Paris Hilton. ****** up. OP, your boyfriend's a retard. Especially if you look like Katy Perry.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Ah, I see. So if a girl has anything less than a C cup, she's considered as worthless as Paris Hilton. Reconsider your values.
plexico 4
Hey, what's going on with my comment #98 in response to Witchcraft's #95 and mercy's #93? You see it, you don't see it, you see it, you don't see it. . . that's one of my funniest tricks. It's a real tickler! Don't worry about your height, Toxi, I'll lend you my stilts for most of the show. I'll need them back at the end for the finale -- you've never seen juggling like that!
Witchcraft_fml 5
Aw, me either. *mental edit to "older"*
ladiesman14 0
oh mercy how did you know i like dominatrix girls ! you can abuse, pinch, slap, spank and scratch me anytime but no blood please. i like it when girls choke me too. manly muscular guys like me arent afraid of strong girl
DameGreyWulf 1
You sure seem like a puss if you can't take any blood. I am not surprised you like to play bottom. Also, 9 inches? You got a penis extension? Damn boy, you sad.
plexico 4
What sucks, mercy? My variably disappearing comment or juggling on stilts?
Intoxicunt 6
Ahh, very well. I have the sense of humor of a pubescent boy, though. XD
ILoveAsianGirls 0
you said the story wrong. i am sure you meant that you realized the bra was a size D, and that you are a size B
beans248 0
D: how could he choose B over a D! Shhhame.
JackoTheBeast 0
chill it was probably his moms and he got mixed up
Jen11 0
Wow! I guessed he likes the smaller ****!!!! Haahahha