Today, while I was waiting for the bus, I was whistling. I saw a cute girl running and I looked at my phone so it didn't seem too awkward. I was still whistling as she passed by so it sounded like I whistled at her. She ran back to slap me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, someone whistled, so I turned around. The guy behind me then said, "Did you seriously think that it was meant for you?" FML
Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML
You, yes you!
Today, I was walking down the street when I passed a construction site. All of the workers started making a fuss and whistling, etc. Naturally, I got very flustered. I stood still for a second and faced them. One yelled for me to move because I was in the way of a girl at a stop light. FML
Check your head
Today, while watching a movie on my iPad, a really cute girl sat next to me. Suddenly, everyone on the bus started clapping. I started to clap very loudly as well, asking the girl why we were clapping. She gave me a strange look. I then realized the applause was coming from my headphones. FML
Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML
Today, after seeing a cute girl on the bus, I tried to look cool by flipping my hair, only to smack the side of my head into the bus window. FML
Today, I scored the number of a cute girl. I gave her mine as well, just before leaving the bar. As I waved her goodbye, I attempted to do a cheesy "call me" gesture with my thumb and pinky finger, and winked. For a reason unknown to me, I ended up flipping her off. I still winked though. FML
Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML
Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML
Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed a ridiculously hot girl near me, checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turned around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML
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nix1993 41
I'd love to know what makes anyone think it's ok to slap someone just for whistling at them.
marcela_darocha 13
slap her back victory
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Nederlander95 14
That's just really unfortunate, not really a big deal. Funny nonetheless, and you now have a good story!
DMAN80182001 15
U
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
"... So I was waiting on my bus, and out of nowhere, suddenly a wild thundercunt appeared!"
Adeptasaurus 12
A good story, and a conversation starter. I hope OP chased her down and straightened things out. That way he gets to talk to her. Win-win!
guckylynn 19
I'm pretty sure slapping someone like that is legally considered assault though.
marcela_darocha 13
slap her back victory
SgtAssCheeks 21
This 'Murica we're dealing with here. No such things go without a lawsuit. Then again, if OP is male, he should man up and take that slap like a boss, it only hurts for like, 10 seconds.
borias 6
#15 The only reason to "man up" and accept completely unreasonable behaviour like slapping others unprovoked is if you, in fact, do NOT believe in gender equality and think that women are like immature children who aren't accountable for their bahaviour.
Shadowbay 18
If she's man enough to dish it out she's man enough to take it.. she could've ignored the whistling but had to make an extra trip
mt631 18
I agree with Shadowbay, sadly though, if he chose to retaliate he would probably have a battery charge levied against him because it's ok for a woman to hit a man, but if he defends himself then he's a woman beater. Double standards........
zBLAKEz 23
48 is right. My friend told me there's a law that says a woman has to hit a man 3 times before he can hit her back. I've never seen a source for proof, but he's a really smart guy and knows a bit about the legal system. Lots of laws favor women with stuff like that, like domestic abuse and rape are taken 10x more seriously when done to a woman. And men get longer prison sentences for the same crime. Most likely because they're seen as more violent so people think they need more time to be rehabilitated. And sorry for sort of ranting about this. I spend too much time on tumblr where everybody separates things into gender issues.
dingleberrysteve 6
i can assure you it does not take three hits to get a battery charge, similarly it does not takes 3 stabs for attempted murder, or three shots for murder.
zBLAKEz 23
That analogy doesn't work because those things have nothing to do with gender. It takes three hits because women are seen as the weaker sex. What does stabbing and shooting have to do with gender? Nothing. But hitting does because it's based on muscle which girls usually don't have as much of because they don't produce testosterone (well they technically do, but not nearly as much as guys). I would say nice try, but you really didn't try very hard.
noonenoeone 22
#62 just stop...you made a stupid comment with your "3 times" remark, down you go
LatvianPride 16
Unfortunately, even if a woman hits you, if you hit her back she will probably get you arrested. Women talk about how they are still unequal.. Unequal my ass..
zBLAKEz 23
Really? Down I go? Maybe you should look at the comments... And I don't understand how I'm stupid when I'm pointing out a law that exists, but ok. Yeah. I'm the stupid one.
qyka1210 12
That law most definitely doesn't exist (as far as I can assume). it'd be extremely unconstitutional, and would never be enacted in the first place.
syed121417 22
Really? That's ridiculous. And yet feminists say men have the upper hand in society damn
zBLAKEz 23
The constitution calls for a separation of church and state yet gay marriage is illegal completely on the basis of religion, and it says "In God we trust" on our money. There are many things about our country that go against the constitution. And you can't just "assume" a law doesn't exist when you have no idea about it.
nix1993 41
I'd love to know what makes anyone think it's ok to slap someone just for whistling at them.
borias 6
The "I know I have equal rights" part of gender equality is developing nicely, but the "I know I have equal accountability" part is lagging behind severely.
OysterPearls 33
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Street harassment is a real problem. Even though slapping him was a bit extreme, I do think she had a reason to be angry. Catcalling is never okay; and she obviously felt disrespected because she felt OP was doing so.
coold_5 17
Yeah.....right.
DocBastard 40
OysterPearls - I don't care how offended you get by getting whistled at. It does not excuse violence.
VonBlitzkrieg 27
Why is she exercising if she doesn't want to be attractive to men? If a girl checked me out while I was working out, I'd be flattered.
sweetprettykitty 10
Maybe she wants to get healthy for herself.... Or she wants to be attractive to women.
amberv61 22
#29, I don't believe she had a reason to be angry. If OP was whistling loud enough she should have been able to hear it while approaching him. If he called out to her in a demeaning way after the whistle I could understand, but he didn't.
doodlecloud 27
29 didn't say it was okay to slap people in response to verbal harassment OR that OP deserved it. She was just saying that street harassment is not okay and she can understand where the girl was coming from. As in, as a girl, you get harassed so often (ranging from whistles and cat calls, to more explicit verbal harassment, to physical assault) that it kind of becomes your default expectation. I would never hit anyone because they whistled at me and even if I thought it was aimed at me I would clarify before I said anything but that WOULD probably be my first thought. It's sad, but it's the reality a lot of women live with.
doodlecloud 27
Therefore, although she shouldn't have hit anyone (which is what 29 said anyway), I can see why OP might have mistakenly thought it was aimed at her and gotten upset (thus making her defensive and more likely to overreact).
KrazyKatz3 26
Honestly I'd love to know what makes anyone think they have the right to slap someone. (Self defense is a different story)
chutney_02 22
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It's basic manners, you should've stopped when you saw her coming
nelson_92 12
Why would someone whistling think they would have to stop because some female running by is gonna think the person is whistling at her?
Bigfabthetruth52 22
its basic manners to not slap someone for something so minor.also she's a little conceited to make those assumptions automatically
Jakob2255 12
and this is shy England can't win a war. whistling a song is not the same as a cat call.
mt631 18
By that same logic, I can say she should have stopped running when she heard him whistling.
gunda95 11
And that is HIMYM
DMAN80182001 15
Fun story yes, FML, not so much lol
DocBastard 40
Well it massed muster with the FML voting community, the mods, and the Mighty FML Deity, plus I see it posted on fmylife.com. So I'd say that does, in fact, make it an FML.
mpkpm 19
What'd the five fingers say to the face?!?!
91hayek 31
your grandpa is a hell of a drug.
91hayek 31
Some girls just think they are all that. Ain't no one looking at you honey, just keep running.
hulopro 16
The FML says she was cute so OP obviously was looking at her.
LexiDaBae 17
Actually, the man said he started looking at his phone to make it less awkward. The girl must just CRAVE attention.
91hayek 31
well not cute enough for OP to whistle at. You look at a girl once and some of them think you're crossing the street to follow them, instead of the fact that you are actually going that way. I have never pulled the gay card but one of these days I will, just to shame a girl.
doodlecloud 27
I think for a lot of girls it's nothing to do with being conceited, it's just a rational assumption borne of the sexism they DO experience. I don't think I'm pretty or have a great body or anything like that - I actually have a lot of body hang-ups - but it's still something I live with and so come to expect. Doesn't make violence okay of course, but please understand what girls often go through every day before deciding they're all just narcissistic attention ******.
tweetypie 18
*snaps fingers in a Z formation*
syed121417 22
This is the best comment in this thread
viciousquirrel 12
Take it as a Klingon mating call. Follow her everywhere while loudly proclaiming your love. Disclaimer: Not responsible for any backfire that may ensue
duude989 7
Thats when you say "don't flatter yourself ugly" or something else stinging.