Anonymous
Today, I accidentally covfefe
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ilovecharliesheen
Phoenix, United States
Today, I accidentally ate a cat treat instead of a cinnamon-glazed pecan. I thought it must have been burnt by the way it tasted, so ate a few more before I figured out my mistake and spat them out. FML
Anonymous
Brunswick, Australia
Woof woof
Today, I accidentally followed and inboxed my crush from my dog’s Instagram account. FML
Blackshadows
Somerset, United States
Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML
Rach
Glasgow, United Kingdom
For science
Today, I was making some tea for my colleagues when I accidentally dropped the tea bag into my cup of coffee. I thought, "Why not?" and took a sip. It tasted like a caffeinated botanical disaster, and the whole office got to enjoy me retch for 10 minutes. FML
Anonymous
Winona, United States
Today, I got pulled off a hugely important project, all because I accidentally spelled "country" as "cuntry" in an email to our client. FML
teeth
United States
Today, I meant to forward an email to my friend mocking a coworker's email, but I hit "reply" instead of "forward". FML
Anonymous
Boulder, United States
Curb your curb
Today, on my way out of a coffee shop, I tripped over a curb while holding a full cup of coffee. The coffee flew in slow motion, hitting a stranger right in the face. As I stood there, frozen, I realized the puddle of coffee was now surrounding both of us. All I could do was apologize while trying to avoid a public fistfight. FML
Anonymous
Roxboro, United States
Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill. My cat ate it before I could pick it up. FML
Anonymous
Are you OK?
Today, while thinking about something cringe I did, I accidentally said, "Oh fuck!" aloud during someone's speech. The room besides me and the speaker was otherwise quiet. FML
Anonymous
Monday Monday…
Today, I used my new French Press to make my morning coffee. Turns out, I pressed too hard, and the entire press disassembled, turning my morning into a caffeinated crime scene. FML
Top comments
Dave_Davington 34
If there's one thing you can rely on, it's the internet's ability to take a reasonably funny thing and just run that shit right into the ******* ground.
Glowworm56 27
I still have absolutely no idea what that means.
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Dave_Davington 34
If there's one thing you can rely on, it's the internet's ability to take a reasonably funny thing and just run that shit right into the ******* ground.
RememberSchlitz 9
...except it's not actually funny; it's just a typo. The only reason it gets any attention at all is because of whose typo it was. If some people don't like Trump that's fine, but it seems to me that using a simple mistake of a sort that we've all made as a reason for that hate says more about the haters that it does about the hated.
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
It's not just a typo. It's that he tweeted the start of a belligerent rant around midnight and probably fell asleep instead of completing the sentence.
Selene1090 26
The reason it's made into a big deal is that he tried to play it off like some private joke. Instead of just saying it was a typo.
Zbojnik 11
I know it's supposed to be coverage thanks to Qwertee, but what's the reference? I'm scared of googling it.
cornelius74d 13
A Trump tweet.
Glowworm56 27
I still have absolutely no idea what that means.
Sinshine 28
It's just a typo in a tweet posted by Donald Trump. No idea why this is getting blown up so much but it's f'ing annoying.
Glowworm56 27
Oh I know what it is. Trump basically just created a new word. I just don't know what the "official" definition of this word is.
Dannie1308 11
me neither...
rachelparkerlu 5
No, it doesn't mean that, that is some made up shit. I followed that reference back and it just links to some misspelled nonsense based on an imaginary 'bible code'. If that it all you have to defend Trump then you are in a pretty bad way. And why defend the illiterate bozo any way?
WillisTm 1
Guys, TRUMP is on here!!!! (F U BTW)
Kate Amanda 2
I thought this meant coffee but is it coughing I feel stupid though at least I wasn't the president who wrote it
Glowworm56 27
I think he was trying to write "conference"
Cali 57
In the original tweet it was supposed to be "coverage", unless you want to believe Spicer's implication that it had special meaning understood only by the president and a "small group of people." Covfspiracy theories abound... I'm betting it's his safeword.
Leviathene 34
*FML
tonyfan00 38
FFS can we stop beating a dead horse!? It's not funny when everybody keeps making jokes about it non-stop.
RichardPencil 32
Yet more evidence that our illegitimate president isn't mentally fit for the job he stole.
RockPrincess26 16
Quit your crying. He won fair and square.
RichardPencil 32
He clearly did not win "fair and square." He clearly cheated by conspiring with Russia. The only real question is will he get off easy by going to prison or will he be executed for treason.
RockPrincess26 16
There is NO ties to Russia with him. Why don't you use your brain and follow the trail that Killary left by selling 20% of the U.S.' uranium supply.
RockPrincess26 16
*?
childproofpizza 19
anyone who actually believes the Russia bullshit should take an acid bath. funny thing is, before LOSING, Hillary said that if trump wouldn't accept the results of the election it would be a threat to american democracy. now she lost, and she whines for a recount, then starts whining about Russia. it's a witch hunt genius. even the people leading the election know that.
RinoaHeartilly 36
L.O.L, #11. Thanks for the laugh.
joeyl2008 29
All your insane rambling aside how does a typo show that Trump is mentally unfit?
RockPrincess26 16
How do we know that this isn't something the moderators did just for ***** and giggles?
Cali 57
HOW ON EARTH IS THERE ONLY ONE COMMENTER THAT GOT IT
ThePez828 18
I cannot believe the lack of sense of humor in these comments.
Alan Staff 59
It is a bit depressing, yes. Stop taking life so seriously!