Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, after years of telling my boyfriend I don't do anal, I agreed to try it once just to get him to stop whining about it. He was so gung-ho that he tried to force it in without doing enough "relaxing preparation" and he split the muscle around my ring. Now I need surgery. FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, but when I told him anal takes prep, like stretching and lubing, and you can’t just jam a knob up there like in a porno, he lost all interest, asked for a blowjob, and when I said no, he started sulking. I struggle to remember why I’m with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times, he told me, "Why? It feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence, then he then replied, "I'm not gay, I swear." FML
Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. I went slowly to build up the excitement, and I thought it was working really well, until he sighed, "For fuck's sake, it's a dick, not a shotgun." and told me to stop embarrassing him. FML
Today, as we were getting ready for sex, I told my man to fuck my face, and it was great until he shoved my face in his ass, yelling, "Eat my ass! Eat it!" I had to explain that ass eating is not something I'm comfortable with. FML
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
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Smeelover27 15
I was going to make a joke, butt **** it.
amanda_smith54 4
You should have just been honest and told him you didn't want to Haha
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Comments (131)
teganlouisemould 4
I refused when my boyfriend asked... and every now and then he points out he will... eew no
penguinazul 13
Honestly don't knock it til you try it. It's really not bad at all.
blackman100 20
Just let it happen. You might like it. Both of you. ;)
Vanillanougat 14
i can't wait to see Perdix's reaction to this....
heyred 11
It's fun for the girl!
picante72 24
Dirty Sanchez time
dazdaspaz 12
While he is 'trying' your sticky date, give him a choc top! I'm sure that'll make him think twice!
honora_ 5
I think anal would totally feel great. 1.Lots of gay guys enjoy it 2.When you poop it feels good 3.Getting your butthole fingered feels great
TheMathMajor 26
Men enjoy anal because they have a prostate that can be stimulated through the rectum that is kind of like the male "g-spot." Women don't have prostates. You might like it, though, I'm just letting you know you're a little misinformed.
vadaaa 11
The only time pooping feels good is when it is finally OUT.
Sputnikspak 13
75 - Women don't have prostates, but it doesn't mean anal can't be pleasurable if you have proper stimulation elsewhere. Your anus is still an erogenous zone, whether you're just using a finger on the outside, or a butt plug, or a penis. If it is really, REALLY uncomfortable, you're probably not doing it right. You can't just spit on your hand and slam into an ass - lots of lube, lots of time stretching and working up to it, and it can be really good.
jayceejaco 15
It's pretty enjoyable actually
japtap81 16
I hate anal, but I let my ex try it with me, he didnt like it but allowed me to stick my finger up his ass to show how it feels. He said he'd never think about doing it again unless a girls asks.
TheMathMajor 26
I let my ex try it with me too, it was a very weird non-sexy reverse poop feeling. Never again haha.
akiahara 14
Reverse poop. Haha. Also, a finger and a penis are definitely not the same.
qjdb 8
Well, hopefully the finger and the penis aren't the same size, or you should be looking for another boyfriend, haha