Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML
Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he pulled up his pants and said, "There you go." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, but when I told him anal takes prep, like stretching and lubing, and you can’t just jam a knob up there like in a porno, he lost all interest, asked for a blowjob, and when I said no, he started sulking. I struggle to remember why I’m with him. FML
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jSOPURE 3
Do unto others...
SweetPotato 0
Go him! Prostate stimulation is great for guys! Did he like it???
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plingping 0
hmmm - so what? it's not bad... ;)
chih 0
ummm... did you do it?
lamppost1423 0
what áævxžöœøï
alyssaax3 0
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ewwh. butt *******. :P
Blame_The_Dog 0
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LMFAO! GAY! favorited omfg gay boyfriend fail, and strapon, does he not have a dick? GAY FAG!
Sethlikesgirls 0
lol epic
beasting 0
well #27 u cant get AIDS from a strap on only a penis and ******
yomama97 5
ikr? my bf is bi and he wants me too do it someday and I sed yes right away cuz it wudnt be too bad!!
aerosenna 0
ur bf is into some kinky shit
anon2468 0
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ish. why would you do that? so wrong.. you did break up with him, right?
bradfo1989 1
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well it sounds as though your boyfriend prefers the male anatomy over the female. personally I would NEVER even think about having my girlfriend stick ANYTHING up my bum!!!! and if she did I would have to post it on FML!!!!
SweetPotato 0
Go him! Prostate stimulation is great for guys! Did he like it???
emis145 2
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GIGGITY!!!! no jk thts nasty
jSOPURE 3
Do unto others...
yake12 0
LOL ^ epic win
calebg23 0
win
Giants2797 0
Hahahahaha
Farankusu 0
as others do on to you...
JuJuBeeSunshine 0
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DAAAAMMMMMMN Gina, that's all kind of ****** up. I don't know what else to say about that one. oh yeah, in case you didn't know it already, HE'S GAY! If he'll take it in the ass from you with a strap on, he'll take it in the ass from a dude with a real dong. GET OUT NOW before you get the HIV....I'm just sayin'
coldasbrice 3
you're so ignorant it's not even funny
vno_fml 1
Wow, #12. How's life in the homophobic stereotype world?
SarahStarzz 0
16 that just made my day hahaha nd OP ur life doesn't suck , ur bf is a keeper
King_of_Kings 3
i say the ass is an exit. not an enterence.
michael419 0
agreed
waldoo37 8
I don't agree!
bloc_partyyy 3
amen
JuJuBeeSunshine 0
@ #14, Keep telling yourself that. I'm pretty sure that Clay Aiken told himself the same thing. Whatever helps you sleep at night. If you're a guy and you're getting bang in your poo hole, YOU'RE GAY! Do what you do; just keep it real.
coldasbrice 3
so the girl can take it up the ass but if the guy does it he's gay..? the anatomy of a male and female anus are exactly the same. she said they she had just gotten anal from him. Stop being such a judgmental prick
coldasbrice 3
so the girl can take it up the ass but if the guy does it he's gay..? the anatomy of a male and female anus are exactly the same. she said they she had just gotten anal from him. Stop being such a judgmental prick
mleeb 0
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oh, god. i hope this isn't real. how pathetic (him).
Stephen_fml 0
do it
Amkii 0
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Interesting of your boyfriend. What did he think of it? #18 - Not really. It's true that homosexual sex can lead to AIDS, so saying that doesn't make #12 homophobic. He might have been stereotyping, though, and saying all homosexual sex leads to AIDS, in which case, that seems a little homophobic. But it's like saying "'hetero = Chlamydia' = heterophobic." Heterosexuals can get Chlamydia from heterosexual sex, but saying so doesn't make me 'heterophobic,' or afraid or against heterosexuals.
proud023 1
It is a very narrow minded and stereotypical thing to say actually. Any sex can lead to HIV, which by the way is the proper term for infection, AIDS is a symptom of HIV not a disease itself. Consider this, the lead group of new HIV infections are actually women, from heterosexual encounters. HIV/AIDS is not a gay problem and continuing to associate it with gay sex is very offensive.